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Axius · 07-20-2016, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

And girls asking them for the "time"...

I wear a fake plastic watch from the quarter machine just so I can ask girls for the time because my watch is broken.

silvergray545 · 07-20-2016, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

And girls asking them for the "time"...

I just died

RJ_ · 07-20-2016, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I wear a fake plastic watch from the quarter machine just so I can ask girls for the time because my watch is broken.

F87LUV · 07-20-2016, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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I would love to get a track bike. The streets are too dangerous but I had a really bad injury last year and probably won't ever ride again.

The streets are definitely dangerous, I'm on 24/7 360° patrol when I ride. Lots of people merging into me, pulling out and going 5mph, etc.

All these doods driving and swiping.

And girls asking them for the "time"...

Sh*t....you're almost as mean as silvergray545.

silvergray545 · 07-20-2016, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Sh*t....you're almost as mean as silvergray545.

You think I'm mean? You know it's all in good fun. In shoei's case, he's just warming up.

nyalpine90 · 07-20-2016, 03:01 PM

waiiiiiiit a minute...so smartphones cant tell time any more only watches!!

F87LUV · 07-20-2016, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

waiiiiiiit a minute...so smartphones cant tell time any more only watches!!

Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.

Banana Hammock · 07-20-2016, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

And girls asking them for the "time"...

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.

Hayyy gurlll. What time is it?

F87LUV · 07-20-2016, 03:06 PM

nyalpine90 · 07-20-2016, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.

there are so many other stuff u can ask a girl.... do u have the time reeeeeally???

F87LUV · 07-20-2016, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.

there are so many other stuff u can ask a girl.... do u have the time reeeeeally???

Wtf said I actually ask that? Lmao. Actually, I don't talk to strangers.

silvergray545 · 07-20-2016, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Hayyy gurlll. What time is it?

DUDE HAHAHAHA

silvergray545 · 07-20-2016, 03:13 PM

ITT: We find out F87LUV has awful game.

F87LUV · 07-20-2016, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

ITT: We find out F87LUV has awful game.

Duh.

nyalpine90 · 07-20-2016, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Wtf said I actually ask that? Lmao. Actually, I don't talk to strangers.

Biorin · 07-20-2016, 03:26 PM

I had a guy come up to me while I was eating a red velvet cupcake and simply say "your cupcake is red." Who needs witty opening lines when you can make dull observations? To his credit, he was not deterred when I told him that it was red because the flavor was human blood.

nyalpine90 · 07-20-2016, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I had a guy come up to me while I was eating a red velvet cupcake and simply say "your cupcake is red." Who needs witty opening lines when you can make dull observations? To his credit, he was not deterred when I told him that it was red because the flavor was human blood.

i bet he left

F87LUV · 07-20-2016, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I had a guy come up to me while I was eating a red velvet cupcake and simply say "your cupcake is red." Who needs witty opening lines when you can make dull observations? To his credit, he was not deterred when I told him that it was red because the flavor was human blood.

I had a guy stop me in the street and say: I wanna lick you like a dog and eat you like a pear.

Some things, you can't forget.

Banana Hammock · 07-20-2016, 03:35 PM

The girls of OT should make a thread with the worst pick up lines they've heard.

I need to expand my horizons.

Biorin · 07-20-2016, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

The girls of OT should make a thread with the worst pick up lines they've heard.

I need to expand my horizons.

*drunk guy at a lounge in Manhattan falling over on me* you wanna know where I work?

F87LUV · 07-20-2016, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

The girls of OT should make a thread with the worst pick up lines they've heard.

I need to expand my horizons.

I would tell you but they're always in Spanish.

Once, I had a guy hit my car at a gas station so he could get my number then sent "I'm sorry" flowers the next day. I guess it worked. I ended up dating him. Not sure why he couldn't just ask?

Biorin · 07-20-2016, 03:42 PM

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I would tell you but they're always in Spanish.

Everyone thinks I am Mexican... I have people come up to me all the time and just rattle off. When I tell them I don't speak Spanish, they look at me and say something about how it's a shame and I'm disrespecting my heritage. Not all small brownish people are Mexican!

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