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      07-19-2016, 04:56 AM   #34629
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Back off man... I called dibs... Let the man pass in peace... You just bought a new car, mines like 10 months old now, I need an upgrade...
You're in for the cars. I'll be barricaded in a room protecting the girl. I think it could be a long standoff.
10 months is a little long in the tooth. How do you drive around in that old rattletrap? Don't you get laughed at? We'll meet up at the funeral and I'll get you the keys.
MKSixer is the funeral planned yet, I'd like to make travel arrangements?
You're a good man, jtodd... Thank you for understanding my pain...

I would like to pick you up from the airport for the proceedings... Least I could do...
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Not quite. Will you do the eulogy?
I'm down. Try to give me some notice, though. Don't want to inconvenience myself too much. Try to be considerate, would you? Could you shoot for a weekend? Thanks
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You're a good man, jtodd... Thank you for understanding my pain...

I would like to pick you up from the airport for the proceedings... Least I could do...
Appreciate that. Just not in that 10 month old POS. Wouldn't want to be seen in it. Ya feel me?
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I'm down. Try to give me some notice, though. Don't want to inconvenience myself too much. Try to be considerate, would you? Could you shoot for a weekend? Thanks
If possible. I will stop all med's now. 3 days of lingering then death. Will that fit your scheduling needs?
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Back off man... I called dibs... Let the man pass in peace... You just bought a new car, mines like 10 months old now, I need an upgrade...
You're in for the cars. I'll be barricaded in a room protecting the girl. I think it could be a long standoff.
10 months is a little long in the tooth. How do you drive around in that old rattletrap? Don't you get laughed at? We'll meet up at the funeral and I'll get you the keys.
MKSixer is the funeral planned yet, I'd like to make travel arrangements?
You're a good man, jtodd... Thank you for understanding my pain...

I would like to pick you up from the airport for the proceedings... Least I could do...
Appreciate that. Just not in that 10 month old POS. Wouldn't want to be seen in it. Ya feel me?
Something with massaging seats and additional lumbar support because I know air travel is harder on older bones type of thing... I got you...
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If possible. I will stop all med's now. 3 days of lingering then death. Will that fit your scheduling needs?
Three days. That makes it a Friday. Will you be requiring me at your deathbed? If so, could you stop taking them tomorrow instead. I have movie tickets Friday?
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I'm down. Try to give me some notice, though. Don't want to inconvenience myself too much. Try to be considerate, would you? Could you shoot for a weekend? Thanks
If possible. I will stop all med's now. 3 days of lingering then death. Will that fit your scheduling needs?
My schedule is clear next week actually so demise met by weeks end would line up nicely... You are the most thoughtful soon to be cadaver ever, I just want you to know...
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Appreciate that. Just not in that 10 month old POS. Wouldn't want to be seen in it. Ya feel me?
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And you bastards better not pull up to my funeral in anything more than 1 year old and it better cost at least $60,000. If not, GTFO!!
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Appreciate that. Just not in that 10 month old POS. Wouldn't want to be seen in it. Ya feel me?
shoei

And you bastards better not pull up to my funeral in anything more than 1 year old and it better cost at least $60,000. If not, GTFO!!
If we fully load a Kia, do they get that high?
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If we fully load a Kia, do they get that high?
Oh God. I'll drive.
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Three days. That makes it a Friday. Will you be requiring me at your deathbed? If so, could you stop taking them tomorrow instead. I have movie tickets Friday?
Crap! I do, as well. We need to push this to next weekend. I hate to inconvenience everyone by living longer but can we do this?
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Crap! I do, as well. We need to push this to next weekend. I hate to inconvenience everyone by living longer but can we do this?
I'll have to check my calendar. What if you accidentally recover and the whole thing gets called off? You're being really selfish here....
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Oh God. I'll drive.
I have standards.
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Three days. That makes it a Friday. Will you be requiring me at your deathbed? If so, could you stop taking them tomorrow instead. I have movie tickets Friday?
Crap! I do, as well. We need to push this to next weekend. I hate to inconvenience everyone by living longer but can we do this?
Seriously man, you are asking for a lot... I just started the necessary tax documentations for said cars...

Fack it, let's just shank him now... I know how this plays out - mofo just dragging things out out of spite...
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I'll have to check my calendar. What if you accidentally recover and the whole thing gets called off? You're being really selfish here....
I'm really trying to get this right. Managing this is not as simple as it seems.
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I'll have to check my calendar. What if you accidentally recover and the whole thing gets called off? You're being really selfish here....
I'm really trying to get this right. Managing this is not as simple as it seems.
I just hear a lot of whining and not enough sounds of your meds being flushed down the toilet...
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With that said, I hope you make a speedy recovery... I would legit feel guilty for at least the rest of the day if it was a serious illness... Feel better, MK...
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Seriously man, you are asking for a lot... I just started the necessary tax documentations for said cars...

Fack it, let's just shank him now... I know how this plays out - mofo just dragging things out out of spite...
I really want to see the movie! To make this up to you, I will have my attorney notarize everything at no cost to you. Better?
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I just hear a lot of whining and not enough sounds of your meds being flushed down the toilet...
Or just take them all at once! Oh wait, that will ruin everyone's schedules.
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Or just take them all at once! Oh wait, that will ruin everyone's schedules.
Haha. shoei makes an excellent post. Out of consideration for us, please don't die. Now we'd feel bad. Get well soon dude!
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Exactly Mike !
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