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      06-18-2011, 03:18 PM   #3433
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      06-18-2011, 05:23 PM   #3434
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      06-18-2011, 05:54 PM   #3435
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don't most garage doors stop closing when you move under it?
That's why you jump the beam...
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ha...amazingly i've never actually tried that. i don't think it would work though, i'd probably hit my head on the bottom of the door.
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ha...amazingly i've never actually tried that. i don't think it would work though, i'd probably hit my head on the bottom of the door.
Then you aren't fast enough.
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ha...amazingly i've never actually tried that. i don't think it would work though, i'd probably hit my head on the bottom of the door.
unless you're a senior citizen I think you'll be plenty fast enough
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lol, guess i'll give it a go then. never tried it because always had a side door to use.
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Truth. And in another 15 years, it will all be on iPad like devises, or brain implants or something.
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Truth. And in another 15 years, it will all be on iPad like devises, or brain implants or something.
Or dolls will speak and do those things for us. She can tell us the news and give us a bj.
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Or dolls will speak and do those things for us. She can tell us the news and give us a bj.
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ha...amazingly i've never actually tried that.
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      06-20-2011, 04:51 PM   #3450
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i dont get the wayne miley one
What wayne says first are lyrics from a song..
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What wayne says first are lyrics from a song..
not wanye but w/e
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