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      07-16-2016, 02:38 PM   #34453
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Not sure if you are manscaping or actual gardening... When you read it from both perspectives, very applicable to both situations...
Sorry for the confusion brother ..My hedges are outside in my garden...Do you remember the spot where you peed in Belgium ?..and the Greek chick (Alexandra) is inside my house .
I understand why you are confused brother , it's because I'm a selfmade man .
Like I said I need a shower actually it's for Alexandra later this evening ... because a clean wiener is required in the whole situation .
In short...It's a combination from in-and outdoor pleasures...and finally in and out movements ?
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      07-16-2016, 04:32 PM   #34459
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      07-16-2016, 04:33 PM   #34460
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      07-16-2016, 04:39 PM   #34461
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Well I just had my interview
Is it already on ?
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Yeah...Baits are of course required as well .
This pic is stupid AF but it gets the most swipes.

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Well I just had my interview
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When is it going on?! I'm sorry to
Ruin the surprise!!
Takes a long time to upload to YouTube. Probably around 6:30pm EST.
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Takes a long time to upload to YouTube. Probably around 6:30pm EST.
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Holy shit, my friend xXSupa caught a motorcycle accident on his dashcam. Ugh.

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Holy shit, my friend xXSupa caught a motorcycle accident on his dashcam. Ugh.

Holy sheeeet

Hope everyone's OK

Can't really make out who's ROW it was for liability purposes
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Holy shit, my friend xXSupa caught a motorcycle accident on his dashcam. Ugh.

Holy sheeeet

Hope everyone's OK

Can't really make out who's ROW it was for liability purposes
It was the SUV driver's fault. They both had a green light and she was turning left. The biker is alive I believe.
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Thank you my friend ...
Actually I feel and look like shit !

Today Belgium had no rain , so this morning it was time to trim my hedges..
I'm about at 1/2 far..the problem was that dust and insects came out of the shit, I was covered in sweat and the whole insects and dust sticked on my skin in the sweat .
But you know real barbarians don't care , after a shower I'll be back for part 2 of the hedges and the insect attack .

But from yesterday I have Greek company from Alexandra , know her from last year but her character is Greek as well....Ough....!
Hooray! No rain!
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Hooray! No rain!
But no rain means as well more outdoor work the Belgian pal on here ..

Just finished watching Independence Day:Resurgence with Alexandra on my side on the couch and while I was called by my work as usual ..

She said the movie was 50% great special effects and 50% childish .
I said I will tell it to my American friends but think they saw it already because it's made in the US .
She said you and your American friends can kiss my ass !
I said they would love it !
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      07-16-2016, 09:56 PM   #34473
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Then, they stand up to leave and they were TALLER sitting on the bar stool...?!?!

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But no rain means as well more outdoor work the Belgian pal on here ..

Just finished watching Independence Day:Resurgence with Alexandra on my side on the couch and while I was called by my work as usual ..

She said the movie was 50% great special effects and 50% childish .
I said I will tell it to my American friends but think they saw it already because it's made in the US .
She said you and your American friends can kiss my ass !
I said they would love it !
But you can treat your ///M to a wash, my friend! Going to do the same to my 3er and Tesla this week.

I hope you didn't just watch the movie

I liked the first Independence Day, with Will Smith. He needs to make more movies.

This one, not so much. Actually, most movies theses days rely on special effects and gimmicky antics. Entertaining, yes, but not really much story telling.

Maybe it's just me; I'm a film fanatic. I geek out over artful camera shots, clean editing, and watch for plot. Movies today are entertaining, and entice emotions...but not in the same way as movies of the past. It's fun, but not something that sticks with you.
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