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You did call me hot and then claim I was a dude, so... #probablypenisobsessed
Wait. I thought you said you're a dude?
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You did call me hot and then claim I was a dude, so... #probablypenisobsessed
Wait. I thought you said you're a dude?
Not since the surgery.
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You did call me hot and then claim I was a dude, so... #probablypenisobsessed
Wait. I thought you said you're a dude?
He / She is not a fob tho so not in your dating / project pool however...
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I guess this is a good point. All kidding aside I should probably exercise more discretion.

Edit: it's moments like this where my conscience sets in and I feel bad. It's a good thing. I'm seriously thinking of cutting this one loose now.

For those whom are habitual like this, how do you stop? I was good for literally 1.5 years.
Start carrying a picture of your wife in your wallet. When you get thoughts, look at picture. Conscience should do the rest.
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I guess this is a good point. All kidding aside I should probably exercise more discretion.

Edit: it's moments like this where my conscience sets in and I feel bad. It's a good thing. I'm seriously thinking of cutting this one loose now.

For those whom are habitual like this, how do you stop? I was good for literally 1.5 years.
Start carrying a picture of your wife in your wallet. When you get thoughts, look at picture. Conscience should do the rest.
What about tattooing his wife on his penis?
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I guess this is a good point. All kidding aside I should probably exercise more discretion.

Edit: it's moments like this where my conscience sets in and I feel bad. It's a good thing. I'm seriously thinking of cutting this one loose now.

For those whom are habitual like this, how do you stop? I was good for literally 1.5 years.
Start carrying a picture of your wife in your wallet. When you get thoughts, look at picture. Conscience should do the rest.
But what if his wife is really ugly and annoying and that's what leads him to cheat? That picture is more like motivation.
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He / She is not a fob tho so not in your dating / project pool however...
Shoei. Believe it or not. You shook me up. Thank you. After 1.5 years and I relapsed.

My pool wasn't always FOB either.
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But what if his wife is really ugly and annoying and that's what leads him to cheat? That picture is more like motivation.
Dayum! Bimmette!
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What about tattooing his wife on his penis?
So she knows a lot....but not every detail. Nor is she OK with it.

She actually suggested getting tattoo of her name on my shoulder.
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But what if his wife is really ugly and annoying and that's what leads him to cheat? That's picture is more like motivation.
I mean, if his wife is ugly and annoying, and the reason behind his cheating, then their lies the problem.

He got married for some reason. Might need to take some time to figure out that reason again?
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But what if his wife is really ugly and annoying and that's what leads him to cheat? That picture is more like motivation.
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Whaaat?!

I think you're probably just one of those people who shouldn't be married.
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You're a genius!
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Whaaat?!

I think you're probably just one of those people who shouldn't be married.
I know..... Are you the marrying type?
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Whaaat?!

I think you're probably just one of those people who shouldn't be married.
I know..... Are you the marrying type?
No comment.
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I mean, if his wife is ugly and annoying, and the reason behind his cheating, then their lies the problem.

He got married for some reason. Might need to take some time to figure out that reason again?
She's not ugly. And certainly wasn't in the past.
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Whaaat?!

I think you're probably just one of those people who shouldn't be married.
I know..... Are you the marrying type?
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What about tattooing his wife on his penis?
So she knows a lot....but not every detail. Nor is she OK with it.

She actually suggested getting tattoo of her name on my shoulder.
On your shoulder? What will that accomplish? So when you are getting it from behind they (he) can see your wife's name?
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On your shoulder? What will that accomplish? So when you are getting it from behind they (he) can see your wife's name?
He? You mean you?
Shhhhh.....
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He / She is not a fob tho so not in your dating / project pool however...
Shoei. Believe it or not. You shook me up. Thank you. After 1.5 years and I relapsed.

My pool wasn't always FOB either.
Wasn't my intent to shake you up, but legally, makes no sense why you'd document all your indiscretions... Do you want to lose your assets? Cuz this is how you lose your assets...
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I mean, if his wife is ugly and annoying, and the reason behind his cheating, then their lies the problem.

He got married for some reason. Might need to take some time to figure out that reason again?
She's not ugly. And certainly wasn't in the past.
Then ask yourself why you have a side chick? Like legit ask yourself. Is something lacking in your life? If so, can you find other, less destructive ways to fill said void?

We can provide a lot of advice, but it's you're life. You control it bro.

Just sayin
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