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      07-15-2016, 02:55 PM   #34255
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I never let a girl pay for anything, even friends. Habit.
99% of the time, I pay. The 1% is when she beats me to the cashier/bill. I usually buy desert/coffee afterwards.
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Do you pull the whole, "It's ok, next time you pick up the bill." And then just keep paying for it every next time? Haha I pull that shit and it makes me laugh.
Every time lol. Sometimes she offers gas money. I just laugh.
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I don't eat seafood, but sure! There are better places tho :b
I've been hitting the seafood lately.
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Every time lol. Sometimes she offers gas money. I just laugh.
She can pay for race gas. That shit is $700/drum.

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She can pay for race gas. That shit is $700/drum.

Racing my nemesis E63 tomorrow. He's got 550awhp and 670awtq. Meth and custom tune.
Usually it's just veggies for me. Occasionally chicken.


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Every time lol. Sometimes she offers gas money. I just laugh.
Haha it cracks me up. Once, this one girl "got up to use the bathroom" right after we ordered. Didn't think anything of it. She found the waitress and gave her, her credit card. When the bill came, it was paid for. I was like WTF! And then I felt emasculated.
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Every time lol. Sometimes she offers gas money. I just laugh.
Haha it cracks me up. Once, this one girl "got up to use the bathroom" right after we ordered. Didn't think anything of it. She found the waitress and gave her, her credit card. When the bill came, it was paid for. I was like WTF! And then I felt emasculated.
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I always offer to split the bill too. If I want lobster, I'm gonna have lobster.
Lol, If you enjoy it, I'll buy it. I got money. I'll spend it if it makes you happy.

I never split when I'm with a girl. Gives me a reason to see her again.
Will you take me to Red Lobster? I've seen a commercial for it but we don't have it here!
I don't eat seafood, but sure! There are better places tho :b
What???
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Haha it cracks me up. Once, this one girl "got up to use the bathroom" right after we ordered. Didn't think anything of it. She found the waitress and gave her, her credit card. When the bill came, it was paid for. I was like WTF! And then I felt emasculated.
nah. Return the favor by licking her butthole as Axius suggested.



I'm trying to convince side chick to trim the bush. It's kinda 1970s sexy but gets a bit in the way of dining.
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One nugget: she's never done 69. Taught her how. Let just say she's now a fan.
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I've been hitting the seafood lately.
Brilliant.
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Haha it cracks me up. Once, this one girl "got up to use the bathroom" right after we ordered. Didn't think anything of it. She found the waitress and gave her, her credit card. When the bill came, it was paid for. I was like WTF! And then I felt emasculated.
nah. Return the favor by licking her butthole as Axius suggested.



I'm trying to convince side chick to trim the bush. It's kinda 1970s sexy but gets a bit in the way of dining.
I'm curious, is a username referencing your wife intended to be an ironic statement when you use it to discuss screwing other women?
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Every time lol. Sometimes she offers gas money. I just laugh.
Haha it cracks me up. Once, this one girl "got up to use the bathroom" right after we ordered. Didn't think anything of it. She found the waitress and gave her, her credit card. When the bill came, it was paid for. I was like WTF! And then I felt emasculated.
I'll let you pay.
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Haha it cracks me up. Once, this one girl "got up to use the bathroom" right after we ordered. Didn't think anything of it. She found the waitress and gave her, her credit card. When the bill came, it was paid for. I was like WTF! And then I felt emasculated.
If I got to a place with a cashier, I pull out cash. If the cashier is smart, they'll take the cash.

If it's a proper restaurant, the host usually knows me, so I get the bill.

Lol. When she does pay, in laughter usually ensues
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What???
Never liked it. Always been a chicken and veggies dude.

Usually Mediterranean food.
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I'm trying to convince side chick to trim the bush. It's kinda 1970s sexy but gets a bit in the way of dining.
Real talk, I find pubes on chicks to be fucking nasty. I had this one Italian girl over..."Chiara" was her name, and things started getting heated. Yanked down her pants, and nearly barfed at what I saw. Not sure if that makes me a perv or not though
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nah. Return the favor by licking her butthole as Axius suggested.



I'm trying to convince side chick to trim the bush. It's kinda 1970s sexy but gets a bit in the way of dining.
Things may or may not have happened that night.

Yeah, I typically like to eat my sushi on a clean plate.
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I'll let you pay.
Oops I think I forgot my wallet, money bags.
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If I got to a place with a cashier, I pull out cash. If the cashier is smart, they'll take the cash.

If it's a proper restaurant, the host usually knows me, so I get the bill.

Lol. When she does pay, in laughter usually ensues
I don't know why it's so funny when the girl pays but I was laughing my ass off that night.
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Oops I think I forgot my wallet, money bags.
McDonald's it is!
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I don't know why it's so funny when the girl pays but I was laughing my ass off that night.
Lol. It really is. Clever shit like that always makes me laugh.
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I'm curious, is a username referencing your wife intended to be an ironic statement when you use it to discuss screwing other women?
Not at all. I'm just horrible. Like Hagar.

Edit: I am getting better. Sometimes I just fall into these things. It's sad. But enjoyable in the instance.
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Real talk, I find pubes on chicks to be fucking nasty. I had this one Italian girl over..."Chiara" was her name, and things started getting heated. Yanked down her pants, and nearly barfed at what I saw. Not sure if that makes me a perv or not though
It's all good. For me, typically attracting Asians...it's kind of par for the course (pun intended).

Although, it's usually not too bad. Just stringy.

I prefer cleaner - at least a trim.
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McDonald's it is!
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So that's all I'm worth?
McDs in NYC is some serious shit, bro. Like, it actually costs a decent amount for a meal lol.
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