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      09-18-2021, 12:30 PM   #34079
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I get to see something similar at the hospital.
Yeah, but they're usually not green, right?
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      09-18-2021, 04:15 PM   #34081
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Yeah, but they're usually not green, right?
Not green... Yet... But shades of black and blue, pink, brown with a racing stripe, flat tires, old duffel bags, shrinking scared and hiding. You get the picture.
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      09-18-2021, 06:29 PM   #34084
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      09-18-2021, 10:19 PM   #34086
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      09-19-2021, 04:18 AM   #34088
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She's just looking for attention and apparently its working for her.
Shit is especially proud. This is how you tell. The less attention it deserves, the more it wants of it. And what can it be proud of and attract attention with? Just what it has.
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      09-19-2021, 07:43 AM   #34090
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Weight is in the rear, so couldn’t a couple of pals lift that front and roll it back onto the road above? I doesn’t look badly damaged, although it did knock that planter down so there is probably going to be some buffing work.
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      09-19-2021, 08:08 AM   #34091
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      09-19-2021, 09:31 AM   #34092
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Weight is in the rear, so couldn’t a couple of pals lift that front and roll it back onto the road above? I doesn’t look badly damaged, although it did knock that planter down so there is probably going to be some buffing work.
If he's lucky the number plate took the hit from the planter. But then again if he was really lucky he wouldn't be hanging over that wall in the first place.
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That brings back memories. Never could stand bullies who liked to pick on girls.


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If he's lucky the number plate took the hit from the planter. But then again if he was really lucky he wouldn't be hanging over that wall in the first place.
Or just fire up Photoshop again and undo the edits....
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If he thinks she is average then he's not only mean, he's a standard deviate.

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That's what he gets for a BJ while driving a P-car.
Hope his boyfriend got out ok.
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      09-19-2021, 04:50 PM   #34098
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