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      07-15-2016, 10:49 AM   #34079
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Sorry but Beckham is probably the hottest guy in the world. As long as he doesn't speak.
Lol i must agree. I have heard the British accents on blacks, browns, yellow, etc. and they all sounded good. But David Beckham has probably the worst British accent ever. Not even remotely attractive.
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Sorry but Beckham is probably the hottest guy in the world. As long as he doesn't speak.
Lol i must agree. I have heard the British accents on blacks, browns, yellow, etc. and they all sounded good. But David Beckham has probably the worst British accent ever. Not even remotely attractive.
Can't say I've ever noticed him speak.

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Definitely. Especially then. You're my MUF bro - Mandatory Ugly Friend. You make me look good when we are hitting the clubs. But we can let the people decide.

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Hot as f. I'd date him.
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Definitely. Especially then. You're my MUF bro - Mandatory Ugly Friend. You make me look good when we are hitting the clubs. But we can let the people decide.

People: you think silvergray545 is hot? Lets hear it for him
Hot as f. I'd date him.
You guys are going to have very unattractive babies.
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      07-15-2016, 10:57 AM   #34084
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Sorry but Beckham is probably the hottest guy in the world. As long as he doesn't speak.
Lol i must agree. I have heard the British accents on blacks, browns, yellow, etc. and they all sounded good. But David Beckham has probably the worst British accent ever. Not even remotely attractive.
It's not his accent. He has a high, girly voice!
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Definitely. Especially then. You're my MUF bro - Mandatory Ugly Friend. You make me look good when we are hitting the clubs. But we can let the people decide.

People: you think silvergray545 is hot? Lets hear it for him:
You SOB! I sent you that pic to ask if that was good to post up on my backpage ad.
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      07-15-2016, 10:58 AM   #34086
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Sorry but Beckham is probably the hottest guy in the world. As long as he doesn't speak.
Lol i must agree. I have heard the British accents on blacks, browns, yellow, etc. and they all sounded good. But David Beckham has probably the worst British accent ever. Not even remotely attractive.
Can't say I've ever noticed him speak.

Put him on mute as soon as you see him on tv. I'm not joking.
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Hot as f. I'd date him.

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hairy armpits i bet
I like to keep it natural.
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      07-15-2016, 10:59 AM   #34088
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Sorry but Beckham is probably the hottest guy in the world. As long as he doesn't speak.
Lol i must agree. I have heard the British accents on blacks, browns, yellow, etc. and they all sounded good. But David Beckham has probably the worst British accent ever. Not even remotely attractive.
Can't say I've ever noticed him speak.

Put him on mute as soon as you see him on tv. I'm not joking.
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it was OK to quote that hairy woman few times, but the pancake girl was a big deal smh
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      07-15-2016, 11:02 AM   #34090
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it was OK to quote that hairy woman few times, but the pancake girl was a big deal smh
I can't see it on the app. I've been spared!
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it was OK to quote that hairy woman few times, but the pancake girl was a big deal smh
That is not a sexual picture - it is funny. I think that is the difference, if you really didn't understand that. Someone at work looks over your shoulder, they recognize it as a joke.
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I can't see it on the app. I've been spared!
picture kim k with goatee n hairy armpits.
her hair hasnt seen shampoo in days
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      07-15-2016, 11:07 AM   #34093
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That is not a sexual picture - it is funny. I think that is the difference, if you really didn't understand that. Someone at work looks over your shoulder, they recognize it as a joke.

hairy chick has a bra.

the pancake girl is wearing cookie monsta underwear that is funny
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      07-15-2016, 11:09 AM   #34094
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it was OK to quote that hairy woman few times, but the pancake girl was a big deal smh
That is not a sexual picture - it is funny. I think that is the difference, if you really didn't understand that. Someone at work looks over your shoulder, they recognize it as a joke.
Joke or will think he has some weird fetish
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Joke or will think he has some weird fetish
Good point. The two are also not mutually exclusive! I like the warped way you think.
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That is not a sexual picture - it is funny. I think that is the difference, if you really didn't understand that. Someone at work looks over your shoulder, they recognize it as a joke.
Perks of having your own office.
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Yeah had weird beards and such
Call a man's beard weird and them fighting words!
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