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      07-15-2016, 10:21 AM   #34057
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Maybe put it in the Porn, I mean Cool Pics thread at least???
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But you have a manly workplace with tools and steel and heavy stuff.

I'm also in a (mostly) man's workplace, except it's a lot more sanitized and more "Hawaiian shirt on Fridays". They would be left aghast and appalled.
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Seriously?

Speaking of hoes, anyone hear about the playboy model, Dani Mathers, that snapchatted a picture of a naked woman in the locker room of the gym? She was abusing the woman's body on the Internet while that poor woman had no idea her picture was even taken or posted.
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      07-15-2016, 10:27 AM   #34060
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Maybe put it in the Porn, I mean Cool Pics thread at least???
You mean the ass and titties thread (with some shots of airplanes and cool stuffs)
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Seriously?

Speaking of hoes, anyone hear about the playboy model, Dani Mathers, that snapchatted a picture of a naked woman in the locker room of the gym? She was abusing the woman's body on the Internet while that poor woman had no idea her picture was even taken or posted.
That's rude, but no I haven't heard of the story or seen the pictures, there's just so many sites with pictures, which one was it?!


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Seriously?

Speaking of hoes, anyone hear about the playboy model, Dani Mathers, that snapchatted a picture of a naked woman in the locker room of the gym? She was abusing the woman's body on the Internet while that poor woman had no idea her picture was even taken or posted.
That's rude, but no I haven't heard of the story or seen the pictures, there's just so many sites with pictures, which one was it?!


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Lol. http://www.tmz.com/2016/07/14/dani-m...police-report/
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Seriously?

Speaking of hoes, anyone hear about the playboy model, Dani Mathers, that snapchatted a picture of a naked woman in the locker room of the gym? She was abusing the woman's body on the Internet while that poor woman had no idea her picture was even taken or posted.
I was so pissed off that I wrote to her on IG to tell her how wrong she was. I see now that she shut down her page.
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See. F87LUV and silvergray545 are the Sam and Diane of OT.

Sorry not-old people - it's from Cheers. The argued and didn't like each other, until they fell in love. Yeah. Once you explain it....

Edit: Wait... For the younger folks - you're the Castle and Beckett!
Sam and Diane. Yep, no clue what you're talking about.
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I'd rather be Victoria and David (Beckham). They actually appear to like each other.

Also, they're really hot.

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I get the feeling you would be fine being Victoria and just let the real David Beckham be himself. Posh just needs to have a small accident (or starve to death, which she appears about to do on most days - at least when I see her at the grocery checkout or on "news" sites.
So you're saying David Beckham is better looking than me!? WOW! Thanks, JT. I thought we were friends.
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      07-15-2016, 10:37 AM   #34065
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So you're saying David Beckham is better looking than me!? WOW! Thanks, JT. I thought we were friends.
1. I have never seen you, so cannot judge. #nohomo
2. I merely suggested that she had an affinity for Beckham. YOU assumed inferred something in my message that wasn't there. Low self-esteem much?

Please hold, trying to up my emoji game... ah, here it is...
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Seriously?

Speaking of hoes, anyone hear about the playboy model, Dani Mathers, that snapchatted a picture of a naked woman in the locker room of the gym? She was abusing the woman's body on the Internet while that poor woman had no idea her picture was even taken or posted.
I was so pissed off that I wrote to her on IG to tell her how wrong she was. I see now that she shut down her page.
Yeah she basically just ruined her own life by being such an evil c*nt. She'll be old and shriveled up one day. She's not better than anyone else. She needs to get over herself. Anyone can buy a fake pair of...
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Seriously?

Speaking of hoes, anyone hear about the playboy model, Dani Mathers, that snapchatted a picture of a naked woman in the locker room of the gym? She was abusing the woman's body on the Internet while that poor woman had no idea her picture was even taken or posted.
I was so pissed off that I wrote to her on IG to tell her how wrong she was. I see now that she shut down her page.
Yeah she basically just ruined her own life by being such an evil c*nt. She'll be old and shriveled up one day. She's not better than anyone else. She needs to get over herself. Anyone can buy a fake pair of...
I really hope she gets sued. And I also really hope she doesn't get to benefit from this ordeal by selling her porn or whatever.
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Speaking of hoes, anyone hear about the playboy model, Dani Mathers, that snapchatted a picture of a naked woman in the locker room of the gym? She was abusing the woman's body on the Internet while that poor woman had no idea her picture was even taken or posted.
Hoes?



On a tangential note, I knew this was TX before I saw the plate. Three huge pickups lined up at a sideways traffic light. Yup. TX.
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1. I have never seen you, so cannot judge. #nohomo
2. I merely suggested that she had an affinity for Beckham. YOU assumed inferred something in my message that wasn't there. Low self-esteem much?

Please hold, trying to up my emoji game... ah, here it is...
JT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT YOUR FRIENDS EVEN IF THEY'RE UGLY!

You monster.

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1. I have never seen you, so cannot judge. #nohomo
2. I merely suggested that she had an affinity for Beckham. YOU assumed inferred something in my message that wasn't there. Low self-esteem much?

Please hold, trying to up my emoji game... ah, here it is...
JT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT YOUR FRIENDS EVEN IF THEY'RE UGLY!

You monster.

Sorry but Beckham is probably the hottest guy in the world. As long as he doesn't speak.
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Seriously?

Speaking of hoes, anyone hear about the playboy model, Dani Mathers, that snapchatted a picture of a naked woman in the locker room of the gym? She was abusing the woman's body on the Internet while that poor woman had no idea her picture was even taken or posted.
what picture?

nvm

that playboy model is ugly
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Nah, there's tons of guys with that look, he just has money also
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Sorry but Beckham is probably the hottest guy in the world. As long as he doesn't speak.
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Nah, there's tons of guys with that look, he just has money also
QFT.
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Nah, there's tons of guys with that look, he just has money also
Well he gets better with age, so there is still hope for you, Moddie!
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JT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT YOUR FRIENDS EVEN IF THEY'RE UGLY!

You monster.

Definitely. Especially then. You're my MUF bro - Mandatory Ugly Friend. You make me look good when we are hitting the clubs. But we can let the people decide.

People: you think silvergray545 is hot? Lets hear it for him:
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Nah, there's tons of guys with that look, he just has money also
Looks, British accent and money.

Although, I'm not all that interested in a man's money. More so interested in him having a job/career and maintains a similar lifestyle to mine.
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not sure what bothers me more , her hairy chin or messy hair
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