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      07-13-2016, 01:53 AM   #33903
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While sitting in the sauna today, it dawned on me. I literally have more hair on my chest than people double my age...
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While sitting in the sauna today, it dawned on me. I literally have more hair on my chest than people double my age...
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While sitting in the sauna today, it dawned on me. I literally have more hair on my chest than people double my age...
That's a good sign my friend ...
Chest hair means high levels of testosterone , and you need to show your chest hair to Nia (Sweetie)
When Sweetie sees your chest hair her estrogen levels will increase as well !
The result is steamy sex garanteed !

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While sitting in the sauna today, it dawned on me. I literally have more hair on my chest than people double my age...
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      07-13-2016, 08:46 AM   #33909
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The neighborhood dogs have already torched all my grass by peeing on it, but you're welcome to try.
Good luck with the hunt. You looking on the east side?
Really just about anything east of Lansing, would go to the west side if a really good opportunity came up, but if I'm going to move back I'd like to be close to the family.
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That's a good sign my friend ...
Chest hair means high levels of testosterone , and you need to show your chest hair to Nia (Sweetie)
When Sweetie sees your chest hair her estrogen levels will increase as well !
The result is steamy sex garanteed !

How are you my friend ?


I am well, my friend. Had a relaxing day yesterday. A few days left of my vacation, will spend them on Vegas.

I'm missing my car and my girl.
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"Dammit, did I leave my Patek in the Tesla or the Rolls?"
Your dude looks like a scene from "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes"
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      07-13-2016, 09:09 AM   #33912
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I am well, my friend. Had a relaxing day yesterday. A few days left of my vacation, will spend them on Vegas.

I'm missing my car and my girl.
Wow....You are an early bird as well ..when I think about your time-zone..
That's really nice to hear you're fine my friend
Please....I said "please" don't forget to buy your Sweetie a gift !
This is very important , it shows how much you love her

Guess what ?
Rain...."Again" in Belgium !
Still ...Can't wash my car in the whole shit !
Got enough from the shit!

Last weekend I mowed my grass after 3 weeks with rain , we finally got 1 day without rain ..
So the grass was not wet... but 30 cm high !
It was Ough... because it was looking like a fucking jungle ..Good to have my strong Honda mower because Honda = "Rice"

But now with all the rain my hedges start to look like huge monsters !
Think I need a bomb to blown them away !
Still lots of work ! Is this the Belgian fucking summer ?

Will also update you later today about "day 3" of the angels education because today something special happend ...
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      07-13-2016, 09:22 AM   #33913
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Wow....You are an early bird as well ..when I think about your time-zone..
That's really nice to hear you're fine my friend
Please....I said "please" don't forget to buy your Sweetie a gift !
This is very important , it shows how much you love her

Guess what ?
Rain...."Again" in Belgium !
Still ...Can't wash my car in the whole shit !
Got enough from the shit!

Last weekend I mowed my grass after 3 weeks with rain , we finally got 1 day without rain ..
So the grass was not wet... but 30 cm high !
It was Ough... because it was looking like a fucking jungle ..Good to have my strong Honda mower because Honda = "Rice"

But now with all the rain my hedges start to look like huge monsters !
Think I need a bomb to blown them away !
Still lots of work ! Is this the Belgian fucking summer ?

Will also update you later today about "day 3" of the angels education because today something special happend ...
Looking forward to hearing about your educational experiences

I usually wake up early, out of habit. Don't go on BP until I'm done with email/paperwork.

I'm going to get her something. Can't go to her place empty handed :b

30cm is fucking huge for grass! Do a waterless wash indoors, if it's bad. I'm going to wash my 3er and Tesla once I'm back. 3er will just be a snow foam and spray wax. Tesla may get sealant and wax. We'll see; got to get caught up with work too.
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      07-13-2016, 10:20 AM   #33915
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I would like one too, if you're in a generous mood.
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      07-13-2016, 10:24 AM   #33916
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bimmette - Did you figure out the issue with the car?
No, I actually did this thing other people do, called sleep! I'll check out my car later.
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No, I actually did this thing other people do, called sleep! I'll check out my car later.
Tara you always sleep .
For Bimmerpost you need to open your eyes..
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For transgenders protection ?
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Phil! How is my Belgie brother? Hope you are still educating at work (wink wink) and that the weather is better for you.....
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Phil! How is my Belgie brother? Hope you are still educating at work (wink wink) and that the weather is better for you.....
Thank you brother , I'm outstanding !
Belgian weather sucks "again" => shitty rain

As for the education day- 3 , I promised to my friend Aatish to update later today ( he was asking earlier as well )
When I see you on here I'll post the link for you ..
You know like real friends do !
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That won't scream out, I'm gonna go off soon.
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      07-13-2016, 01:28 PM   #33923
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Really just about anything east of Lansing, would go to the west side if a really good opportunity came up, but if I'm going to move back I'd like to be close to the family.
Yeah makes sense. West side is growing like crazy, but so is Detroit too. Plus in about 15 years when global warming is cooking people down south like you do bacon, we're gonna be sitting pretty with all the water and chill weather. Can't go wrong.
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