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      09-02-2021, 04:41 PM   #33727
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We can determine the employee who made that is indeed a dad. Cuz that's some prime terrible dad joke lol.
Did someone say dad jokes?

Little known historical fact: Davy Crockett had three ears.

A left ear, a right ear.

And a wild front ear.
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We can determine the employee who made that is indeed a dad. Cuz that's some prime terrible dad joke lol.
Did someone say dad jokes?

Little known historical fact: Davy Crockett had three ears.

A left ear, a right ear.

And a wild front ear.
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Before the invention of yoga pants, Billy's sister's worked-out in comfortable clothing.


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THat is so true. Lack of sleep is inevitably going to kill me, been horrible all my life.
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Sooo, different from my other sister's yoga class, eh!?
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Now we know the answer to the important question we've all been wanting to know.

HOW?!!
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Sooo, different from my other sister's yoga class, eh!?
So THAT’s what women use cucumbers for! Mystery solved.
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So THAT’s what women use cucumbers for! Mystery solved.
Well, that's one thing they can use them for.
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Ah yes - from the famous Playboy cartoons! I used to love finding Playboy magazines my Dad had hidden. He used to put them in a pocket in his suitcases thinking I would never find them. He was wrong of course.
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Ah yes - from the famous Playboy cartoons! I used to love finding Playboy magazines my Dad had hidden. He used to put them in a pocket in his suitcases thinking I would never find them. He was wrong of course.
So true!

My introduction to the art of appreciating the female form was finding the hidden playboy magazines and jet beauty of the week, lol
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So true!

My introduction to the art of appreciating the female form was finding the hidden playboy magazines and jet beauty of the week, lol
Virgil (signed his cartoons “VIP”) lived down the street from me when I was a kid, old enough to know who he was. Reclusive so never got to know him.

Vargas (I think that is the correct spelling) family opened a gallery near his home in SF (close to Castro district IIRC) that I visited about 15 or so years ago. Could have bought many of his full size pieces for what I thought were good prices, but had no place to hang them in my house. He did the airbrushed looking pin-ups in Playboy. That gallery may still be there, I haven’t been back in a long time.
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