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      07-09-2016, 06:21 PM   #33617
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Has anyone on here gotten a BJ from a dog before?

My neighbor's dog was looking sexy yesterday
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      07-09-2016, 06:26 PM   #33618
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      07-09-2016, 06:27 PM   #33619
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Went to the our local C&C today and saw a Noble M12.
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I was supposed to be out of town - last minute change (wife, not me!)
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      07-09-2016, 06:28 PM   #33620
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      07-09-2016, 06:29 PM   #33621
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I was supposed to be out of town - last minute change (wife, not me!)
We are officially fighting. Blaming the wife is like blaming the farts on the way to dinner on Waffles.
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Went to the our local C&C today and saw a Noble M12.

Also - my buddy with 2 fabulous E30 M3's just acquired a F430 that is basically straight pipe.

After C&C today, went over to his shop for a brew. I followed him back - and the sound that Ferrari made was orgasmic: I made a short 3 minute vid while following him

Anyway - couple pics for your viewing pleasure.
Saw a blacked out Lykan hypersport earlier this week... In Beverly Hills of course...

Didn't think I'd ever see one out in the wild...
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      07-09-2016, 09:02 PM   #33623
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Where's the wife? She'll take care of the damp dick part
I was thinking dog but that works too.
Serious question...

Has anyone on here gotten a BJ from a dog before?

My neighbor's dog was looking sexy yesterday
you were nice to Sara earlier...you're interested in blowjobs from a dog....

V1, is that you?
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I was supposed to be out of town - last minute change (wife, not me!)
We are officially fighting. Blaming the wife is like blaming the farts on the way to dinner on Waffles.
I'll be in white plains from August- October.

I won't have a car - but come up. I'll replace assbitch.
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I'll be in white plains from August- October.

I won't have a car - but come up. I'll replace assbitch.
It's a 2.5 hour ride from here, so I'll do it if you feel committed to having a full weekend roommate. If so, count me in.
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I'll be in white plains from August- October.

I won't have a car - but come up. I'll replace assbitch.
It's a 2.5 hour ride from here, so I'll do it if you feel committed to having a full weekend roommate. If so, count me in.
I'll be at the ritz Carlton.

Pillow fight!
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I'll be at the ritz Carlton.

Pillow fight!
I will pillow fight you to the death. Also don't worry, I'll bring the hookers. Team death match!
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I was supposed to be out of town - last minute change (wife, not me!)
We are officially fighting. Blaming the wife is like blaming the farts on the way to dinner on Waffles.
Speaking of Waffles....I may have to take her and the goats to my parents farm.

Some bullshit county issues
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I'll be in white plains from August- October.

I won't have a car - but come up. I'll replace assbitch.
It's a 2.5 hour ride from here, so I'll do it if you feel committed to having a full weekend roommate. If so, count me in.
Could it be a Sugar/Axius/Asb road trip...??
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I'll be in white plains from August- October.

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It's a 2.5 hour ride from here, so I'll do it if you feel committed to having a full weekend roommate. If so, count me in.
Could it be a Sugar/Axius/Asb road trip...??
In the e93 with the top down ?

Hashtag super ghey

Add waffles as the fourth passenger however and it becomes an orgy...
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I'll be in white plains from August- October.

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It's a 2.5 hour ride from here, so I'll do it if you feel committed to having a full weekend roommate. If so, count me in.
Could it be a Sugar/Axius/Asb road trip...??
And then we get interviewed via Skype with bimmette

That would be super gay. But totally awesome.
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Speaking of Waffles....I may have to take her and the goats to my parents farm.

Some bullshit county issues
I saw that you mentioned that earlier. I want to meet waffles
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Could it be a Sugar/Axius/Asb road trip...??
Depends if he will fess up a location that exists, NCers know there ain't no Ritz out there, maybe a motel 8 with 8 kinds of STDs.
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I'll be in white plains from August- October.

I won't have a car - but come up. I'll replace assbitch.
It's a 2.5 hour ride from here, so I'll do it if you feel committed to having a full weekend roommate. If so, count me in.
Could it be a Sugar/Axius/Asb road trip...??
In the e93 with the top down ?

Hashtag super ghey

Add waffles as the fourth passenger however and it becomes an orgy...
GrandPa....
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I'll be in white plains from August- October.

I won't have a car - but come up. I'll replace assbitch.
It's a 2.5 hour ride from here, so I'll do it if you feel committed to having a full weekend roommate. If so, count me in.
Could it be a Sugar/Axius/Asb road trip...??
In the e93 with the top down ?

Hashtag super ghey

Add waffles as the fourth passenger however and it becomes an orgy...
GrandPa....
Way past bedtime at the old folks home there, asb...
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Also, California drivers blow.

Chicago has the best, followed by New York.
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Also, California drivers blow.

Chicago has the best, followed by New York.
Agree- I seriously hate CA drivers. Can't drive for shit and are always speeding to add insult to injury.

Lived in CA long enough that the First thing I notice when I visit home, Seattle- is the difference in drivers.
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