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      07-08-2016, 05:20 PM   #33485
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Now you're cheating on me? Chick only has a 250? I thought you were better than that. At least I had a 600.
You never accepted the girlfriend invitation I sent you! You said "I'll think about it." Pfffft. Now that you said you had a 600, maybe I'll send the wife invitation?

She had a 650 for a while but insurance was too expensive so she downgraded. I can't fault her, finding a chick down here that even has a bike is impossible as it is. A bunch of southern bells looking to be pampered.

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      07-08-2016, 05:21 PM   #33486
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Just tried to PM him , I was not allowed from BP....
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      07-08-2016, 05:23 PM   #33487
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Anyone have one of those road assistance kits in their BMW..?

The gloves in the kit are child size - WTF?!?!
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      07-08-2016, 05:23 PM   #33488
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Now you're cheating on me? Chick only has a 250? I thought you were better than that. At least I had a 600.
You never accepted the girlfriend invitation I sent you! You said "I'll think about it." Pfffft. Now that you said you had a 600, maybe I'll send the wife invitation?

She had a 650 for a while but insurance was too expensive so she downgraded. I can't fault her, finding a chick down here that even has a bike is impossible as it is. A bunch of southern bells looking to be pampered.

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I know everything about it ...I was banned for 2 months for kinda something like a fart...
My twin brother Billup was permanently banned. Haven't heard from him since. Wonder what he's doing.
I'm also buying this when I hit the jackpot tonight
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      07-08-2016, 05:24 PM   #33489
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I mean seriously - WHAT THE FUQ?!?!
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      07-08-2016, 05:27 PM   #33490
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Omg, you can't message him because he's banned bro HAHAHAHA
Actually that's really strange , because I received lots PM's "while" I was banned..
That's why I tried .
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I'm also buying this when I hit the jackpot tonight
Are you sure you can drive it ?
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      07-08-2016, 05:31 PM   #33492
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Careful buddy. You're walking on thin ice here :
What? Was it because I mentioned the name that should not be mentioned?

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Anyone have one of those road assistance kits in their BMW..?

The gloves in the kit are child size - WTF?!?!
My road assistance kit is like a baby sized first aide kit. The little scissors work really well, you know with all that German engineering and such. No gloves though.

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I'm also buying this when I hit the jackpot tonight
Staaaahhhhpppp! There's nothing hotter than a babe riding a bike, real talk.

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Are you sure you can drive it ?
Belgie, don't be rude to the lady. She already noted a previous 600. Do not question women. Have you learned nothing in life?
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Careful buddy. You're walking on thin ice here :
What? Was it because I mentioned the name that should not be mentioned?

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Anyone have one of those road assistance kits in their BMW..?

The gloves in the kit are child size - WTF?!?!
My road assistance kit is like a baby sized first aide kit. The little scissors work really well, you know with all that German engineering and such. No gloves though.

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I'm also buying this when I hit the jackpot tonight
Staaaahhhhpppp! There's nothing hotter than a babe riding a bike, real talk.

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Are you sure you can drive it ?
Belgie, don't be rude to the lady. She already noted a previous 600. Do not question women. Have you learned nothing in life?
Belgie, my friend.....admire the lady's choice in transportation, but be careful not run the lady's off...

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      07-08-2016, 05:43 PM   #33494
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Belgie, don't be rude to the lady. She already noted a previous 600. Do not question women. Have you learned nothing in life?
I'm not rude , the problem is...I don't believe her because I learned a lot in life..kinda smartass .
She's not the type to drive the thing ..
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      07-08-2016, 05:46 PM   #33495
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Belgie, my friend.....admire the lady's choice in transportation, but be careful not run the lady's off...

OT is far better with ladies the than without them.

Shout out to:
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And most of all...

C5driver

C5 is such a babe. Lups stole my heart though, she lets me clean her pool for free neked.

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I'm not rude , the problem is...I don't believe her because I learned a lot in life..kinda smartass .
She's not the type to drive the thing ..
She's given no reason not to be trusted. Seems like a well rounded girl with a good head on her shoulders that doesn't spit out nonsense. If you want nonsense we can get Sara involved in the conversation.
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Belgie, my friend.....admire the lady's choice in transportation, but be careful not run the lady's off...

OT is far better with ladies the than without them.

Shout out to:
Lups
Biorin
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bimmette
F87LUV

And most of all...

C5driver

Couldn't more agree with you sir !

My for the all the lady's on Bimmerpost ..
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      07-08-2016, 05:53 PM   #33498
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      07-08-2016, 06:00 PM   #33499
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@Lups Lupilicious so delicious
48 year old man here!!


Are those nachos in your table? Let's talk.
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      07-08-2016, 06:02 PM   #33501
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@Lups Lupilicious so delicious
48 year old man here!!


Are those nachos in your table? Let's talk.
My darling, where have thou been?

I hast searched everywhere for thou booty
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My darling, where have thou been?

I hast searched everywhere for thou booty
Nachos for 11 months. See you all at Christmas!

Sorry, I'm kind of busy. A tiny time difference and me working a lot kind of takes a time.


Sup?
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Yesss at least he'll be back!

Not gonna be the same until he's back though
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My darling, where have thou been?

I hast searched everywhere for thou booty
Nachos for 11 months. See you all at Christmas!

Sorry, I'm kind of busy. A tiny time difference and me working a lot kind of takes a time.


Sup?
You sup?!?!

Haven't had time or opportunity to talk in a while.

You still in the same location?
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My darling, where have thou been?

I hast searched everywhere for thou booty
Nachos for 11 months. See you all at Christmas!

Sorry, I'm kind of busy. A tiny time difference and me working a lot kind of takes a time.


Sup?
I miss yo ass gur

And all of your modest, nonsensical, non-English speaking posts



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