[Sara]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

It's not just germs…

Go on

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by Sara

I wish I could take it every day! Last night's dream was enough for me not to want to take it for a while. So, y'all will have to deal with sober, boring Sara for a while.

What was the dream?

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Sara

Go on

Well there was a study a while back that showed men's beards contained fecal matter, food and boogers. And that's not all…

[Sara]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Well there was a study a while back that showed men's beards contained fecal matter, food and boogers. And that's not all…

What about 5 o'clock shadows?!!

[No one]

Originally Posted by Sara

What about 5 o'clock shadows?!!

It's fresh/clean as it is.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by Sara

What about 5 o'clock shadows?!!

What about a shower… sheesh. Hands can be this dirty if not cleaned. It isn’t exclusive to beards. How about the head of hair mere inches away? If you you’re somehow getting shit on your cheek, it’s making its way to your scalp, or, you’re clean everywhere. I wouldn't sweat the cleanliness of the beard beyond the cleanliness of the man.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

What about a shower… sheesh. Hands can be this dirty if not cleaned. It isn’t exclusive to beards. How about the head of hair mere inches away? If you you’re somehow getting shit on your cheek, it’s making its way to your scalp, or, you’re clean everywhere. I wouldn't sweat the cleanliness of the beard beyond the cleanliness of the man.

Lol. How does one get shit on their cheek?

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Lol. How does one get shit on their cheek?

That’s a question for upstatedoc

[No one]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Lol. How does one get shit on their cheek?

From someone's butt, apparently. Those untidy men stick their faces everywhere.

[1MOREMOD]

...something that fell out of a tall cows ass

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Sara

What about 5 o'clock shadows?!!

If you can't see the skin on their face, something is hiding in there.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by No one

From someone's butt, apparently. Those untidy men stick their faces everywhere.

To my dismay, the image of an untidy rim job came to mind.

[No one]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

To my dismay, the image of an untidy rim job came to mind.

I've no experience of the kind so no image for me. If you're still too delicate for that version, what about those shitheads that skip washing their hands after using a lavatory? An "explanation" of the muzzle enforcement is (some) people touch their faces often.

Seriously, those filthy beards "studied" must've been of men just too lazy to shave (and therefore "maintain" their beards, as well). The primary shit is in the head, the shit in the beard is "residuary".

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by No one

what about those shitheads that skip washing their hands after using a lavatory?

Yeah, that is disgusting for sure.

[M5Rick]

^ That's why I prefer home cooking apart from special occasions when we take a chance, you don't know what place a disgruntled on the verge of leaving eatery worker can lurk.

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by No one

From someone's butt, apparently. Those untidy men stick their faces everywhere.

Some birds wipe too quick

[Littlebear]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

...something that fell out of a tall cows ass

From cow pies, obviously.

[Littlebear]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

If you can't see the skin on their face, something is hiding in there.

That's what I say about women & makeup! (hate it)

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

If you can't see the skin on their face, something is hiding in there.

The same could be said about too much make up.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Littlebear

That's what I say about women & makeup! (hate it)

We are talking about hygiene here. Make up is much more hygienic than beards.

[King Rudi]

A man's beard, hair, fingernails, etc. are a reflection of the man himself. Period. Key note here, shoes. Look at a mans shoes and pay attention. If his shoes are clean, odds are everything else is as well. A man's shoes can tell you just about everything you need to know. Case in point. If you're about to exchange fisticuffs with another man and he has dirty boots, you need to back down. If you're about to fight another man and you have on dirty boots...and he has on loafers, enjoy beating his ass. Rarely do you see a man with clean shoes and unkept nails, hair, facial hair etc. To the ladies, if a man hits on you and he has on dirty boots and has a beard....and your childhood home didn't have goats, cows and at least one broken down car in the yard that is purely ornamental...run.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

...something that fell out of a tall cows ass

What is the tall farmer's dignity? I'll take barn yard antics again for $500 Alex.

[Sara]

Let’s get back on topic