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      08-17-2021, 10:35 PM   #33287
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I dunno it makes sense to me.
LOL right, I thought that it was pretty obvious. Was starting to think something was wrong with me that a bunch of people didn't get it haha
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      08-17-2021, 10:39 PM   #33288
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LOL right, I thought that it was pretty obvious. Was starting to think something was wrong with me that a bunch of people didn't get it haha
It 100% made sense. Do not allow the troll of Rudy to getcha
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      08-18-2021, 05:51 AM   #33289
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Wasn't sure if I should post this picture in the LOL thread or the divorce one.



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      08-18-2021, 07:56 AM   #33291
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^^^ Lost on this one as well. Hell, post it in all of them, that tends to be the general idea anyway. What do bottles of vodka have to do with a divorce or LOL's?

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I dunno it makes sense to me. Phil was presented with photographic evidence of his drunken shenanigans (engaging in face sucking with a generously proportioned woman) and at that moment decided he would not drink any longer.
This makes sense, however; where in the photo does it indicate that Phil was being presented with said photographic evidence? From visual representation of acts being performed in the photo, it appears that Phil has his hands full with other endeavors. Typically people tend to go with what is directly happening in photos for captions. Not what could potentially happen after....unless it is implied within the caption.

Perhaps something to the affect of "After seeing this photo, Phil decided that he should either stop drinking, drink more or party with corpulent ladies behind closed doors."

This could also just be a funny picture; without a fabricated caption that doesn't make sense with what is being depicted.

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It 100% made sense. Do not allow the troll of Rudy to getcha
I'm a troll now because I didn't understand? I mean, I can start.....
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This makes sense, however; where in the photo does it indicate the Phil was being presented with said photographic evidence? From visual representation of acts being performed in the photo, it appears that Phil has his hands full with other endeavors. Typically people tend to go with what is directly happening in photos for captions. Not what could potentially happen after....unless it is implied.

Perhaps "After seeing this photo, Phil decided that he should either stop drinking, drink more or party with corpulent ladies behind closed doors."

This could also just be a funny picture; without a fabricated caption that doesn't make sense with what is being depicted.
You must be a joy to watch a comedy with
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You must be a joy to watch a comedy with
I like to think that I'm a joy to do most things with!

Seriously though, if you knew my personality, you'd realize how funny all of this really is. Tone isn't conveyed in my posts. I'm a really sarcastic person that enjoys picking at (most) people in a jovial manner. I'll paint the picture: former tattoo artist, turned business person, that writes engineering project documentation for Japanese accountants to approve so I can spend money. I'm sarcastic, my jokes typically fall on deaf ears and I get paid to point out inconsistencies in pretty much everything.
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Five wives vodka? Rudi you are a troll
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Five wives vodka? Rudi you are a troll
Jeez. Because the brand is Five Wives, this makes it a LOL pic, why? Why the divorce thread? Does it say anywhere on the bottle that all Five Wives' were married to the same man? Can five women, whom are all married, not to the same man, not make Vodka? (I'm kidding, this is a joke) We make Four Monks vinegar, is this funny somehow too? (I can assure you that we don't really have four Monks here making vinegar) It's legitimately just a name brand, you're right; it's freaking hilarious.

In research, I did find this; which is interesting.

https://www.today.com/food/whats-nam...mormons-807899

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      08-18-2021, 09:11 AM   #33296
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you 2 need to grab a martini or 2

Two? Just two of us and only two martini's? We need more than two people and way more than two martini's.
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Five wives vodka? Rudi you are a troll
I'm confused. Rudi didn't post the Five Wives Vodka pic, why is he a troll?
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I'm confused. Rudi didn't post the Five Wives Vodka pic, why is he a troll?
+1

Am I missing something?
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Am I missing something?
I feel like Rudi and 1MOREMOD are like the new cmyx6go and Sara....
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I feel like Rudi and 1MOREMOD are like the new cmyx6go and Sara....
He's Sara.
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+1

Am I missing something?
You're missing the same thing I am.....the LOL's in the pics in the LOL Pic thread. There is a line being drawn in the sand here. I guess some things are funny and somethings aren't. Depends on how the humor is projected and whether or not the recipient understands.

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I'm confused. Rudi didn't post the Five Wives Vodka pic, why is he a troll?
Because I didn't get the Phil drinking and making out with portly women picture caption or the Five Wives Vodka reference in LOL pic or divorce thread. I was trying to understand what I missed and this makes me a troll I recon. Hell, I'll take it. Trying to ask a woman out on a date, not on social media and at her bedroom window at 1:00 a.m. with her husband sleeping next to her, somehow makes me a stalker, I might as well own this too. (This too is a joke)
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I'm confused. Rudi didn't post the Five Wives Vodka pic, why is he a troll?
Hes pretending to be dumb to drive weird ass conversation. Or he's really a joy at parties. After you've had five wives you might wanna drink. Quit trying to be analytical about a meme.
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Hes pretending to be dumb to drive weird ass conversation. Or he's really a joy at parties. After you've had five wives you might wanna drink. Quit trying to be analytical about a meme.
If I have had five wives, they would all drink. I'm analytical about everything. I like to understand what I read and find funny.

Driving weird conversation beats the shit out of what's been happening on here as of late. At least something is happening that doesn't involve pictures of food or cats. (Cue Esteban cat picture in 3.....2....) Can I not be bored at work and try to understand my fellow online peers? Come on Moddie! Where is your typical sexual/gender based comments you throw at me??? We used to be friends.
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Driving weird conversation beats the shit out of what's been happening on here as of late. At least something is happening that doesn't involve pictures of food or cats. (Cue Esteban cat picture in 3.....2....) Can I not be bored at work and try to understand my fellow online peers? Come on Moddie! Where is your typical sexual/gender based comments you throw at me??? We used to be friends.
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LOL right, I thought that it was pretty obvious. Was starting to think something was wrong with me that a bunch of people didn't get it haha

I got it right away and laughed hard, remembering times when I was Phil.

Self-assessing your mental status based on what you read on the Internet is never a good idea. You are fine. Believe me. There is nothing wrong with you. Honestly.
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Dammit Murf! You're not Esteban!

Irregardlessly.....
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If I have had five wives, they would all drink. I'm analytical about everything. I like to understand what I read and find funny.

Driving weird conversation beats the shit out of what's been happening on here as of late. At least something is happening that doesn't involve pictures of food or cats. (Cue Esteban cat picture in 3.....2....) Can I not be bored at work and try to understand my fellow online peers? Come on Moddie! Where is your typical sexual/gender based comments you throw at me??? We used to be friends.
Well then it shouldn't be too hard to come up with why
having five wives could be funny ad lead to drinking. It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.

Now I need to question your gender? Guess im lost also. Are you c5driver?

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