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      08-16-2021, 07:54 AM   #33265
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That's quite a mouthful for you this early in the morning.

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You are a handsome Porsche owner...


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      08-16-2021, 05:54 PM   #33266
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When you know you ducked up on your 1st BMW purchase….
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When you know you ducked up on your 1st BMW purchase….
I quit “ducking” things long ago.
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      08-17-2021, 10:42 AM   #33272
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^I'm confused by this? Is Phil in yellow? I would imagine Phil would need to be quite inebriated for such a venture, if Phil is the male. Unless he likes stout girls and drinking caused him to harpoon thinner whales.

Honestly, I don't think that guys name is Phil at all.
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Somehow Phil ended up on the beach. Luckily he had sunblock.
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A lady enters a Baskin Robbins and tells the clerk " Give me a gallon of chocolate ice cream."

The clerk says " I'm sorry, but we are out of chocolate."

The woman says " Well, alright, I'll take a quart of chocolate."

The clerk says " Lady, I told you, we are out of chocolate."

She says " Well then, give me a pint of chocolate."

The frustrated guy asks " Lady, how do you spell the van in vanilla?"

She hesitates and the says " V-A-N."

The clerk asks " How do you spell the straw in strawberry?"

She answers exasperatedly " S-T-R-A-W!"

He asks " How do you spell the fuck in chocolate?"

She indignantly replies " There ain't no fuck in chocolate."

The clerk triumphantly answers " THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"
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Don't be obtuse rudy
Not being obtuse. It makes no sense.
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Not being obtuse. It makes no sense.
Guess you're right was thinking he got off the wagon and was hammered
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Phil also needs to get his closeup vision Rx updated.
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      08-17-2021, 09:36 PM   #33282
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Not being obtuse. It makes no sense.
Exactly. I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that.
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Exactly. I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that.
I dunno it makes sense to me. Phil was presented with photographic evidence of his drunken shenanigans (engaging in face sucking with a generously proportioned woman) and at that moment decided he would not drink any longer.
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Epstein didn't kill himself. He was an early COVID case.
He injected bleach.
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I dunno it makes sense to me. Phil was presented with photographic evidence of his drunken shenanigans (engaging in face sucking with a generously proportioned woman) and at that moment decided he would not drink any longer.
Ahh in that case it would make sense. Thanks for the clarification.
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