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      08-19-2021, 10:59 AM   #3301
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That guy has too much hair and facial hair. Unfortunately, I'm envious of people with beards. I've never been able to grow one. Plus side to this is that it saves me time shaving. I also never have a bad hair day. His facial expression is way off also. Refer to the Jason Statham pic on page 1, this is the look constantly on my face.
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That guy has too much hair and facial hair. Unfortunately, I'm envious of people with beards. I've never been able to grow one. Plus side to this is that it saves me time shaving. I also never have a bad hair day. His facial expression is way off also. Refer to the Jason Statham pic on page 1, this is the look constantly on my face.
That’s a good thing. Beards are gross. 5 o’clock shadow max.
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That’s a good thing. Beards are gross. 5 o’clock shadow max.
Lol, you sound like my wife. I shave and have a 5 o'clock shadow within 2 hrs, which she loves.
She also likes the look of a full beard from afar, but not up close, so I always get told to keep the shadow...ugh why can't she just make a decision
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That’s a good thing. Beards are gross. 5 o’clock shadow max.
I keep 5 o'clock shadow stuble in the goatee area. I haven't shaved my chin or upper lip in years. The last time I shaved my face completely, it just felt creepy.
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..ugh why can't she just make a decision
Is this really a question?
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I keep 5 o'clock shadow stuble in the goatee area. I haven't shaved my chin or upper lip in years. The last time I shaved my face completely, it just felt creepy.
The 5 o'clock shadow feels good. Anything more is just
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Not sure if this is true or not since I don't wear a beard...
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Not sure if this is true or not since I don't wear a beard...
Not for me. I don’t want beard germs
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I had a beard most of my adult life. I don't have it anymore, probably for the past 10 years, because I kept my beard trimmed nicely and didn't want to deal with the hassle of trimming it any longer. Now just use an electric razor every day. Could practically shave with my eyes closed if I had to. It's so much easier now.

When my daughter was about 2 years old I shaved my beard off for some reason, I don't remember, and surprised her by walking up to her with my hands covering my face and then, surprise! She (almost) wasn't sure who I was and started crying. I know, I was mean, lol. Needless to say I grew it back right away, and soon she had her dad back again.
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The 5 o'clock shadow feels good. Anything more is just
Haha I've heard that before. I guess the look/feel is the epitome of a beard
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That guy has too much hair and facial hair. Unfortunately, I'm envious of people with beards. I've never been able to grow one. Plus side to this is that it saves me time shaving. I also never have a bad hair day. His facial expression is way off also. Refer to the Jason Statham pic on page 1, this is the look constantly on my face.
That look suits Statham on Page 1 so much for his film roles.
I personally shave at midday each day except Sundays as the skin is too sleep soft when I rise around 7, so the '6 o clock shadow doesn't happen until sleep time...it's better for the skin.
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That guy has too much hair and facial hair. Unfortunately, I'm envious of people with beards. I've never been able to grow one. Plus side to this is that it saves me time shaving. I also never have a bad hair day. His facial expression is way off also. Refer to the Jason Statham pic on page 1, this is the look constantly on my face.
You don't want a beard, pain in the ass. I need to shave every 2 days in order to stay kept. Face always feels like sandpaper.
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Let us not hate the facial hair here. The wearer and care is more important than the hair itself.
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Let us not hate the facial hair here. The wearer and care is more important than the hair itself.
Are you meticulous with the care of your facial hair?
How about manscaping?
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Are you meticulous with the care of your facial hair?
How about manscaping?
My friend if you only knew. I’m meticulous about all self care.
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Lol, nah we'll leave it at that.
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Not sure if this is true or not since I don't wear a beard...
Not for me. I don’t want beard germs
It's not just germs…
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