[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Or maybe he's just hallucinating from all that catnip.

Nicely played.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

That must have been some wet pussy.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

And you wonder why all the girls on the forum think you're creepy.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

EXCUSE me?

Thanks for the support UncleWede

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

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I'm sure you are better than that asshole !

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

And you wonder why all the girls on the forum think you're creepy.

All the (creepy) English words that I have learned in the last 2 years came from you guys and on OT ....from American dudes .
Mostly I was in the need of Google-Translate because I thought by myself ...WTF is this shit ?
And Google-Translate screwed me as well...So all that was left were dirty creepy words !

But I need to say my English is improved for the moment ..
Thank you guys !

[nyalpine90]

febreeze the couch?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This is true... my couch has several... you know... marks from... you know...

Oh hell... my couch has pussy tracks. There, I said it.

Well brother that sounds worse than my van pic that you posted !
But probably you have kinda special creepy permission ?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Well brother that sounds worse than my van pic that you posted !
But probably you have kinda special creepy permission ?

Yep. My wife let's me have sex with her anywhere I want. Bed, couch, floor, counters, weight bench, lanai, chair, porch swing, hammock. Then, on the second day, we look for new places.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Thanks for the support UncleWede

Your translator didn't quite work, or you don't have similar phrases. It was MY van.

Hey, who's that Belgian guy that keeps jumping out in front on the Tour? Doesn't he know he's supposed to tow the line and follow the established rules of the road??

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Yep. My wife let's me have sex with her anywhere I want. Bed, couch, floor, counters, weight bench, lanai, chair, porch swing, hammock. Then, on the second day, we look for new places.

Sounds really good and keep up the good work
But..

Same thing here with GF's , actually I need more rooms ...at least if they are invited

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Sounds really good and keep up the good work
But..

Same thing here with GF's , actually I need more rooms ...at least if they are invited

Thanks! What exactly do you mean though. Is most of your sex happening with no other invited guests? Hey, I got no objection to solo play... just getting my facts straight.

[Mike.]

look how mad this guy got after I beat him in starcraft

[smoosh]

What are good starter credit cards ya'll recommend to a 23 yo w/o much credit history?

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Mike.

look how mad this guy got after I beat him in starcraft

I don't know much about computer gaming, but it appears your mother has a penis.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by RJ_

I don't know much about computer gaming, but it appears your mother has a penis.

QUICK DELETE. I just got an infraction for saying something similar :

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by smoosh

What are good starter credit cards ya'll recommend to a 23 yo w/o much credit history?

I've heard good things about the Capital One Venture card for getting cheap airline miles.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Your translator didn't quite work, or you don't have similar phrases. It was MY van.

Hey, who's that Belgian guy that keeps jumping out in front on the Tour? Doesn't he know he's supposed to tow the line and follow the established rules of the road??

I'm follow the Tour as well,and every year and I saw the Tour also in person , because I drove in my youth with the juniors in the National Belgian category !
Drove 4 years in the Belgian competion , and I can tell you ...That's no shit my friend !
Mostly I finished in the first 10 places , several times in the top 5 as well , and once second !
But I never won because my vitamins were not strong enough ...
Because from what I saw was absolutely not normal !
In short not human !

All I can say is driving in competion is full of doping ,grow hormones..steroids ,cortisone,EPO, blood doping ect..
For the moment they are even further to avoid and to mislead the doping controls..And I hear rumours from Gen-doping as well , actually really dangerous shit !
Actually it's really clear ...Just think on someone from the US => "Lance"..."Lance Amstrong" Do you see the picture ?
"Often" I think back...and think, and think what if I took the whole shit as well ?
Of course I would be on the white line as well and make millions of Euros !
But finally in the end I'm really happy that I didn't went that far..and that I thought in the first place of my health !

We had several death in the last decade , and yesterday a well know Belgian is stopped as well with serious heart problems , we have several cases of heart surgeries also in the cyclo cross in winter .
I made a few times contact with the road as well , and pretty bad !
I drove in thunderstorms with lightnings and hail against the mad ice cold winds and I was almost completely frozen !
If I walk in town , there is always someone who still recognize me ...It's pretty funny and they ask me about the whole thing and they want to hear stories...and I can tell stories for years .
I met a lot of famous sports people in person that we can see today on the big screen !

Yeah..I think I know what you mean by that guy ...You mean the devil ?
The devil is actually the German "Didi Senft" he started with his show in the Tour 1994 and stopped in 2014 at age 62 !
Here is everything about the devil on Sporza.be => http://sporza.be/cm/sporza/wielrennen/1.2142121

And here a picture from the devil close to "Jan-Ullrich" from the "EPO"-decade ..

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Mike.

look how mad this guy got after I beat him in starcraft

Mike, you were doing so well until you posted that.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Thanks! What exactly do you mean though. Is most of your sex happening with no other invited guests? Hey, I got no objection to solo play... just getting my facts straight.

Here my facts..and welcome in my mad live !

In one word..."TIME"
I worked today already 11 hours brother , and within 5 1/2 hour I need to go again while I'm still on BP !
Need to leave at 4:30 AM ...
I do everything by myself ...my house , cars , gym , cook, clean and work sometimes 7/7, and available day and night ! (cannot plan something by my work)

And of course I learn (creepy) English on Bimmerpost from you guys
But no worries when the time is there and right it's BOOM and more than once , and they are beautiful .
Thought you saw some GF pics as well ?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by smoosh

What are good starter credit cards ya'll recommend to a 23 yo w/o much credit history?

Chase Freedom. Got it when I was 17 or 18.