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      07-18-2021, 09:22 PM   #3279
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When I think of wedding soup, I think of the byproduct of what happens after hours between the groomsmen and the brides maids.

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And cleaning apparatus. Ask Sedan!
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Chevron Techron? Should I change oil after it?
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Use your dip stick to gauge it.
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Use your dip stick to gauge it.
Dayam. Talk about going off topic. I guess that's what this forum is all about though! Now to bring it back on topic.... 2one3E90's dip stick for dinner.

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Dayam. Talk about going off topic. I guess that's what this forum is all about though! Now to bring it back on topic.... 2one3E90's dip stick for dinner.

I kid, I kid.
He must be Asian.


I keed….kinda. Lol!
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Lol. We're going to hell.
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Lol. We're going to hell.
I've seen more dicks than I even care to count. Working jails and slums will show you some things. I mean, I've seen some really impressive tweeker/crack addict dick that had me feeling Asian……and I'm not Asian.


Hell is waiting for me. Thankfully I have lots of melanin.
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I've seen more dicks than I even care to count. Working jails and slums will show you some things. I mean, I've seen some really impressive tweeker/crack addict dick that had me feeling Asian……and I'm not Asian.


Hell is waiting for me. Thankfully I have lots of melanin.
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I've seen more dicks than I even care to count. Working jails and slums will show you some things. I mean, I've seen some really impressive tweeker/crack addict dick that had me feeling Asian……and I'm not Asian.


Hell is waiting for me. Thankfully I have lots of melanin.
There was one guy in L.A.'s Twin Towers jail facility whose brain was fried from methamphetamine use and crack cocaine use. He'd walk around naked like a large percentage of them do, talking to himself, smearing feces around his cell and trying to "gas" deputies…..a term used for the act of tossing excrement on a peace officer. He was a show(er) and a grow(er); easily 8" FLACCID. I was mad!!!!! Lol!


Damn, we're talking about genitalia and excrement in the dinner thread. What the hell happened?!?!
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LMAO! Yeah, what just happened?? Some members around here might be like "8 in. flaccid.... hmmmmm".

Ok, Okay back to original programming. Nothing to see here (I hope!).
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LMAO! Yeah, what just happened?? Some members around here might be like "8 in. flaccid.... hmmmmm".

Ok, Okay back to original programming. Nothing to see here (I hope!).
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….I'm cracking up!
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….I'm cracking up!
Did you have a bit of nutmeg this evening? Lol.
"I promise, just the tip"
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….I'm cracking up!
Did you have a bit of nutmeg this evening? Lol.
"I promise, just the tip"
I mean, I have some…..

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You have this t-shirt rolled up in one of your drawers? Lol.
"What's for dinner tonight you ask? Sirloin tip steak!"
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