[Sara]

Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

then how are you a virgin? did i miss something?

I have never had sex in the butt...0 mileage

[Sara]

Originally Posted by down4it

You should try it!! With someone that has experience in that field

Make a bid

[DM1]

I know how to do that for sure! LOL

Does that give me an advantage?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by down4it

Alright, a ride in the most powerful 335i on the forum

lol youre funny

[TiAg335i]

Originally Posted by down4it

Alright, a ride in the most powerful 335i on the forum

Real original

[Sara]

Originally Posted by DM1

I know how to do that for sure! LOL

Does that give me an advantage?

If youre the high bidder

[Park2670]

So many talkers, but nobody has dished out the cash...

[AwesomeM3]

Originally Posted by Park2670

So many talkers, but nobody has dished out the cash...

Where's your bid??

[Park2670]

Ive already spent too much money.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Park2670

Ive already spent too much money.

ouch

[DM1]

Originally Posted by Park2670

Ive already spent too much money.

Remember this?:

http://www.zpost.com/forums/showthre...t=leasing+paul

[AwesomeM3]

Originally Posted by AwesomeM3

Where's your bid??

Originally Posted by Park2670

Ive already spent too much money.

Been there, done that...

[Sara]

Originally Posted by AwesomeM3

Been there, done that...

[Park2670]

Originally Posted by DM1

Remember this?:

http://www.zpost.com/forums/showthre...t=leasing+paul

Blocked by work firewall. Please explain.

[mPlasticDesign]

Originally Posted by Park2670

So many talkers, but nobody has dished out the cash...

[DM1]

Originally Posted by DM1

Remember this?:

http://www.zpost.com/forums/showthre...t=leasing+paul

Originally Posted by Park2670

Blocked by work firewall. Please explain.

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.


On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.


Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing makes far more sense.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ///Metak

Attachment 186695

I just watched that movie the other day at work. LOL I love it.

[boostedbavarian]

Originally Posted by Park2670

So many talkers, but nobody has dished out the cash...

Originally Posted by AwesomeM3

Where's your bid??

parker i got your back on this bidding war..

my my sara have we really come down to this???lol

whats the high bid??

[Year's_End]

Originally Posted by DM1

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.


On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.


Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing makes far more sense.

You've thought about this haven't you?

[DM1]

^ Yes, makes sense!

Financially speaking.

[Couch]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I have never had sex in the butt...0 mileage

Ever experienced "The Shocker"?

It's a starting point....

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Couch

Ever experienced "The Shocker"?

It's a starting point....

Nope..but would like to!