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      07-03-2016, 11:28 AM   #32869
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Right. In Vegas. Planning on driving though Death Valley en-route to Merced.
Good god man... Merced?? Been there before... It's like, where hopes and dreams go to die... And the entire place smells like a slaughterhouse (probably because there is one somewhere nearby)

I nominate you for having potentially the worst 4th at this point...
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      07-03-2016, 12:20 PM   #32870
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Would....but could you?
After 9 years in the gym only one arm is required to carry you !
Please check my pants as well...

On a serious note :
I am 1.89 meter tall , and weigh 96 kg .
Most people say that I actually look like "Ambiorix" => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambior...e:Ambiorix.jpg
I'll pass on checking anything. I'll pretend it's the language barrier.

And on the internet I guess that's what all the guys look like right?
And we all have 12" penises... Tons of money... No "mother" issues... And we're all super faithful and would never objectify women... Did I mention the large penises?

Except me of course... We've determined it's *curls pinky in the air...*
Oh lawwwd. Is that what most women want?

How about a man that gets his ass up to work everyday with a real personality, some good looks and doesn't feel the need to get the attention (or more) of every other woman but his own?

Edit: oh wait, that's also an irrational request.
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      07-03-2016, 12:21 PM   #32871
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Good god man... Merced?? Been there before... It's like, where hopes and dreams go to die... And the entire place smells like a slaughterhouse (probably because there is one somewhere nearby)

I nominate you for having potentially the worst 4th at this point...
Lol. Luckily, it's just a rest stop. Actual 4th is in the Bay Area.
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      07-03-2016, 01:03 PM   #32872
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I was just thinking the exact same thing. Got a roll of quarters burning a hole in my pocket.
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Oh lawwwd. Is that what most women want?

How about a man that gets his ass up to work everyday with a real personality, some good looks and doesn't feel the need to get the attention (or more) of every other woman but his own?

Edit: oh wait, that's also an irrational request.
That's me , with/without women !
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And we all have 12" penises... Tons of money... No "mother" issues... And we're all super faithful and would never objectify women... Did I mention the large penises?

Except me of course... We've determined it's *curls pinky in the air...*
Is this you ?
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And we all have 12" penises... Tons of money... No "mother" issues... And we're all super faithful and would never objectify women... Did I mention the large penises?

Except me of course... We've determined it's *curls pinky in the air...*
Is this you ?
Are you interested ?
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      07-03-2016, 02:59 PM   #32877
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Are you interested ?
In you ?
Yes .
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Are you interested ?
In you ?
Yes .
Lmao. Riiiight. And every other woman that may post here.

But you seemed slightly more excited about shoei
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And we all have 12" penises... Tons of money... No "mother" issues... And we're all super faithful and would never objectify women... Did I mention the large penises?

Except me of course... We've determined it's *curls pinky in the air...*
Is this you ?
Are you interested ?
To be fair... Belgie does have had history with other guys on the forum...

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To be fair... Belgie does have had history with other guys on the forum...

ROFL !

Hell no my friend only chicks for me ! That was all about gender lies and finally C5 (Alex) fucked up after 9 months
BTW...Do you heard something from C5 ? Don't see him posting on here ?
Last thing I saw was that he ordered a Cayman GT4..
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Lmao. Riiiight. And every other woman that may post here.

But you seemed slightly more excited about shoei
Not every other woman , only beautiful women
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Maybe a car wash day?
As the white millennials on Instagram would say:

when u cant decide between yo sidechicks #squadgoals
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Going in tomorrow to potentially close the deal on one to be my new daily driver, but would like some feedback from others if anyone knows much about them.
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Yeah bruh. That's totally me. White millennial hipster. I hope one day to be #swagworthy
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Anybody own/know much about Jeep Rubicons?

Going in tomorrow to potentially close the deal on one to be my new daily driver, but would like some feedback from others if anyone knows much about them.
What do you want to know? They ride rough, have a large turning radius for the wheel base, the engine is unrefined and gets pretty bad mileage, and they ride rough.
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Anybody own/know much about Jeep Rubicons?

Going in tomorrow to potentially close the deal on one to be my new daily driver, but would like some feedback from others if anyone knows much about them.
What do you want to know? They ride rough, have a large turning radius for the wheel base, the engine is unrefined and gets pretty bad mileage, and they ride rough.
I guess I'm just wondering - Is it a good daily (based off that explanation is kind of seems like that's a no)

My i8 is great- but the attention is overwhelming as a daily. The trunk barely fits my gym bag- and I have an 80 lb bulldog who is squeezed into the back- so while I am keeping it- I just need a bigger/more drive able daily- wanting to try something i haven't had before- so the jeep rubicon looked nice.
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They're a basic off road vehicle adapted to the street. If your daily involves dirt roads probably a good choice. If you only see asphalt, a Grand Cherokee variant is a better Jeep choice.
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I would also stay away from Patriot and Compass. Although more designed for street they are really unsatisfactory vehicles. 1 of them(don't remember which) is on the 10 worst list.
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They're a basic off road vehicle adapted to the street. If your daily involves dirt roads probably a good choice. If you only see asphalt, a Grand Cherokee variant is a better Jeep choice.
Yup, all city life use with very little off road terrain when heading to Rosarito for the weekends.

I'll check out the Cherokee as well, thanks!
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