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      06-30-2016, 02:46 PM   #32737
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1MOREMOD - Brown color pee, or 'cherry soda' colored pee is likely a sign of a stone doing some damage in the kidneys before traveling down the tube...

Don't ask me how I know - but I can share a SWEET pic of a 6mm stone...
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MKSixer - my problem, too much tea

Apologize for the graphic description next.....

There was this one time out with friends after work - when I knew I was passing a stone from the symptoms that are normally associated with kidney stones.

After a couple cold drafts - I heeded the call of nature. If you have ever passed a stone, you'll appreciate what happens next...I'm standing at the urinal and suddenly feel the stone working its way out.

In mid stream, I hear a pronounced "TINK" of the stone hitting the porcelain urinal. I instantly said out loud..."AHHHHHH!!! There it is!!!"

The guy beside me gave me the weirdest look
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If you're drinking a normal amount of water, half of your body weight in pounds consumed in ounces of water, and running clear during a time of no physical exertion, running clear is fine and is a sign of hydration. If you weigh 200 pounds, you should be drinking 100oz of water throughout your awake hours. Don't scrimp before bed time either and start right when you wake up. Try to consume your last 8oz just before bed. Then start the morning with 20oz as you roll out of bed. Drink a 40 during the day at work and the balance after you get home. Another good idea is to start your day with electrolyte fluids. 8oz of coconut water, a serving of electrolyte supplement, etc... Or just water with reasonable breakfast that has some sodium content.
I bumped up to the 128 goal because 194lbs. I'm exercising about the same I always do, and eating a bit less. This morning breakfast was 2 hard boiled eggs with salt on top. I do need to find something to mix into the water though. And I normally have a least 8 oz before bed, it's the morning part that I have the most trouble with. It's noon here, and I am finishing my 1.5l (50+ oz) bottle before I go eat.

On the plus side, since I am drinking more, my appetite for junk food is declining, and my meals actually satiate me before I get up from the table.
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      06-30-2016, 03:54 PM   #32742
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MKSixer - my problem, too much tea

Apologize for the graphic description next.....

There was this one time out with friends after work - when I knew I was passing a stone from the symptoms that are normally associated with kidney stones.

After a couple cold drafts - I heeded the call of nature. If you have ever passed a stone, you'll appreciate what happens next...I'm standing at the urinal and suddenly feel the stone working its way out.

In mid stream, I hear a pronounced "TINK" of the stone hitting the porcelain urinal. I instantly said out loud..."AHHHHHH!!! There it is!!!"

The guy beside me gave me the weirdest look
Took mine 7 days to pass upon the first onset of symptoms. And that was drinking enough to pee about 18oz of fluid every 30-40 min, every day for 7 days!

It was like clockwork, get up in the morning, pee, drink, shower, get ready, boom! Kidney stone pain! Doubled over for about 15 min and then it subsided until about 6pm and it happened again. That went on for 7 days. I was pissing through a funnel shaped strainer to catch it for the Dr. for 3 of those days. Then i realized that since i was constantly having a bottle of water with me, i'd chug what was left before having to pee and then just pee in the bottle. If no stone, pour it out and put it in the garbage.

Being at a work conference I was thrilled when it finally came out. The day was approaching about 5 pm and i wasn't looking forward to my second daily pain threshold test. I ran back into the room with a bottle of pee, grabbed the strainer and shouted "it came out!" as i was leaving the room to head back to the restroom. lol

I was sure i had a picture of it, but can't find it now.
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MKSixer - my problem, too much tea

Apologize for the graphic description next.....

There was this one time out with friends after work - when I knew I was passing a stone from the symptoms that are normally associated with kidney stones.

After a couple cold drafts - I heeded the call of nature. If you have ever passed a stone, you'll appreciate what happens next...I'm standing at the urinal and suddenly feel the stone working its way out.

In mid stream, I hear a pronounced "TINK" of the stone hitting the porcelain urinal. I instantly said out loud..."AHHHHHH!!! There it is!!!"

The guy beside me gave me the weirdest look
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Took mine 7 days to pass upon the first onset of symptoms. And that was drinking enough to pee about 18oz of fluid every 30-40 min, every day for 7 days!

It was like clockwork, get up in the morning, pee, drink, shower, get ready, boom! Kidney stone pain! Doubled over for about 15 min and then it subsided until about 6pm and it happened again. That went on for 7 days. I was pissing through a funnel shaped strainer to catch it for the Dr. for 3 of those days. Then i realized that since i was constantly having a bottle of water with me, i'd chug what was left before having to pee and then just pee in the bottle. If no stone, pour it out and put it in the garbage.

Being at a work conference I was thrilled when it finally came out. The day was approaching about 5 pm and i wasn't looking forward to my second daily pain threshold test. I ran back into the room with a bottle of pee, grabbed the strainer and shouted "it came out!" as i was leaving the room to head back to the restroom. lol

I was sure i had a picture of it, but can't find it now.
It's when the order of "Get up in the morning, pee..." gets reversed that you have issues.
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MKSixer - my problem, too much tea

Apologize for the graphic description next.....

There was this one time out with friends after work - when I knew I was passing a stone from the symptoms that are normally associated with kidney stones.

After a couple cold drafts - I heeded the call of nature. If you have ever passed a stone, you'll appreciate what happens next...I'm standing at the urinal and suddenly feel the stone working its way out.

In mid stream, I hear a pronounced "TINK" of the stone hitting the porcelain urinal. I instantly said out loud..."AHHHHHH!!! There it is!!!"

The guy beside me gave me the weirdest look
No worries about the description...I work in the medical field.

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Indeed. Sooner, or later, the bank account replaces the water and sun.

Tesla and 335 are my daily. 458 Spider and Ghost are the toys.

My family has a hotel/hospitality business. Hard work and luck brought us success. I started hustling and getting involved at a relatively young age. Realized that hard works goes farther than a piece of paper.

That's been the basis of my life so far.

Anyways, here are some pictures.
With your "458" alone you can make me feel really happy ...
Thanks for sharing !

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Now in front of my laptop in my pajamas and beating Bimmerpost ...

Any updates from you today my friend ?
Do you have any updates from today ?
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With your "458" alone you can make me feel really happy ...
Thanks for sharing !

Came home from the madhouse => 11:30 PM !!! Ough.....
Now in front of my laptop in my pajamas and beating Bimmerpost ...

Any updates from you today my friend ?
Do you have any updates from today ?
Hello my friend!

It's also turning into a busy day for me.

She is actually away for a wedding, I believe.

But, all is well and happy.
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Hello my friend!

It's also turning into a busy day for me.

She is actually away for a wedding, I believe.

But, all is well and happy.
A wedding ?
Watch out my friend , maybe she's getting married !
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Watch out my friend , maybe she's catching the bouquet !
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Hello my friend!

It's also turning into a busy day for me.

She is actually away for a wedding, I believe.

But, all is well and happy.
A wedding ?
Watch out my friend , maybe she's getting married !
Lol, then the groom to be better watch out :b
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And my friend Aatish would be really happy ..
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Lol, then the groom to be better watch out :b
Yeah...It would look like this ..
That's accurate lol
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Here you go....
Found it. Mine came out in 2 pieces as well, but i didn't catch the smaller one.

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