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      06-29-2016, 04:05 PM   #32649
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I just feel like I'll kill myself on one. And you know I'll have to do a bike track day too. It all goes downhill after that.
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It's impossible. More so for a non-native speaker.

BTW, the skrr-skrr song has an AWESOME artwork.

I can't stand that song. Insta-skip.
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I got a new joke!

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?












For Hispanic attack!




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And no, it's not racist.
Here's a joke for those who speak Cantonese.

What did the pair of pants say to another pair of wet pants?















Sup foo.
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      06-29-2016, 04:09 PM   #32652
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I got a new joke!

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?












For Hispanic attack!




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And no, it's not racist.
Here's a joke for those who speak Cantonese.

What did the pair of pants say to another pair of wet pants?















Sup foo.
Aw, I don't get it. My Cantonese is too limited.
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Aw, I don't get it. My Cantonese is too limited.
Awww.

Isn't Vancouver one giant Chinatown?
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      06-29-2016, 04:19 PM   #32654
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Aw, I don't get it. My Cantonese is too limited.
Awww.

Isn't Vancouver one giant Chinatown?
Yup it is now but not when I grew up. My second language was French.

I'm guessing sup means wet and foo means pants?
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Yup it is now but not when I grew up. My second language was French.

I'm guessing sup means wet and foo means pants?
Ahh gotcha.

Yep you got it.
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      06-29-2016, 04:21 PM   #32656
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Yup it is now but not when I grew up. My second language was French.

I'm guessing sup means wet and foo means pants?
Ahh gotcha.

Yep you got it.
Ok I'm gonna share that with my Cantonese speaking friends and impress them :
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I'm going to solve this for all of you. See below:

E46 > E92 > F82 > F80

The F87 doesn't fit because it's not an M3.
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Panigale is severely overpriced / overrated... It's by far the sexiest looking bike however, so at least it has that going for her...
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Panigale is severely overpriced / overrated... It's by far the sexiest looking bike however, so at least it has that going for her...
I always thought the 848 EVO was the perfect bike if you weren't looking for a liter bike. I, personally, wouldn't need anything more than that. Although, the 1098 S still has a special place in my heart.
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      06-29-2016, 04:42 PM   #32659
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      06-29-2016, 05:00 PM   #32660
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I got a new joke!

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?












For Hispanic attack!




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And no, it's not racist.

I thought the set up line for this joke was "Why did Donald Trump build a wall?"
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IDK what all I missed but I will start with a great pic of the M Phil! Looking nice and clean sir!
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      06-29-2016, 05:57 PM   #32662
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Yeah my friend ..."That" sometimes we need to do on here ...
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Panigale is severely overpriced / overrated... It's by far the sexiest looking bike however, so at least it has that going for her...
I always thought the 848 EVO was the perfect bike if you weren't looking for a liter bike. I, personally, wouldn't need anything more than that. Although, the 1098 S still has a special place in my heart.
Duc is kind of like M division... They lost a step... They brought out the Panigale to beat the S1000RR and dethrone it... couldn't beat a bike that was 2-3 year older technology...

I have two buddies that own a motorcycle shop... They always tell me that Ducati is what pays the bills, especially the Monsters...
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Damn... Even Belgium didn't scare her off... You've just earned yourself a -

Brother I think your are wrong !
And my pic shows why...

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I like the car, Philippe! Nice and clean.

I'd go GoPro to capture driving. Easier to setup, can be mounted almost anywhere, and the quality is also superb.

Alas, no kiss...this time around. Some hugs, and carrying her around though. Got a proper date lined up after I'm back.

Also, I told her that you said hi. She also said hi!
That sounds like improvement in your love situation my friend !
Thank God you called her Sweetie ..

You know it's all about ...First sowing then reap !
But for me it's vice versa...First I reap then they get my seed

Tell me about your cars , I saw and heard you own some special things ?
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      06-29-2016, 06:35 PM   #32666
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I thought the set up line for this joke was "Why did Donald Trump build a wall?"
Because he's secretly Chinese?
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I thought the set up line for this joke was "Why did Donald Trump build a wall?"
Because he's secretly Chinese?
Ugh don't insult my people.
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]If that happens, you're going to pick my ass up and I'm going to show you the best roads in the area![/B]

He runs a pretty good dealership. Unfortunately, whenever I've been in the market, he just doesn't have what I want. He gave me the best price on an F82 but wasn't able to locate one (and I didn't want to build one since I would have taken delivery in the winter) in a manual. Hence why I'm F82-less. Lol
Done!

Sorry it took so long answer. Finally home!

DW is a pretty cool dude. Met him at a restaurant and chatted for a long time and went to the dealership. He and the staff treated me like a king and gave me the GTS allotment.
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Ugh don't insult my people.
Here it is as promised bimmette , and think (hope) the moment is right !!!

Heard it in my car while I drove to my work today ...And thought ..Holy shit !
This song is all about our beloved Tara !
BTW...I stored it in my music map with the name => Tara "IS" forever young !
Story is "No" joke , and I really hope you can enjoy it ..
Note: You should watch "The age of Adaline" as well .

Here you go..

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Ugh don't insult my people.
Here it is as promised Tara , and think (hope) the moment is right !!!

Heard it in my car while I drove to my work today ...And thought ..Holy shit !
This song is all about our beloved Tara !
BTW...I stored it in my music map with the name => Tara "IS" forever young !
Story is "No" joke , and I really hope you can enjoy it ..
Note: You should watch "The age of Adaline" as well .

Here you go..

Decent song. I know it.
Age of Adeline is one of the stupidest movies ever. Have no idea why you like it. Blake Lively is boring. Best thing she did was married Ryan Reynolds (from Vancouver).
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