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      07-08-2021, 02:28 PM   #32561
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      07-08-2021, 02:37 PM   #32563
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      07-08-2021, 02:44 PM   #32564
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I love GSD's so much. Have a 4 year old monster named Kaiser right now. 115 pounds of pure love. Hes an absolute giant. He was the pick of the litter from an AKC breeder. His "grandparents" were from West Germany.
And you didn't post a picture to accompany these words? For shame! We'll take two pictures now instead of one as penance for your many sins. Post em up! (I too love GSD's).
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      07-08-2021, 04:03 PM   #32568
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I love GSD's so much. Have a 4 year old monster named Kaiser right now. 115 pounds of pure love. Hes an absolute giant. He was the pick of the litter from an AKC breeder. His "grandparents" were from West Germany.
And you didn't post a picture to accompany these words? For shame! We'll take two pictures now instead of one as penance for your many sins. Post em up! (I too love GSD's).
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And you didn't post a picture to accompany these words? For shame! We'll take two pictures now instead of one as penance for your many sins. Post em up! (I too love GSD's).
Yeah, post that pup! lol
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I love GSD's so much. Have a 4 year old monster named Kaiser right now. 115 pounds of pure love. Hes an absolute giant. He was the pick of the litter from an AKC breeder. His "grandparents" were from West Germany.
And you didn't post a picture to accompany these words? For shame! We'll take two pictures now instead of one as penance for your many sins. Post em up! (I too love GSD's).
Lol sorry. Some from the day I got him to his first birthday. Thats a birthmark on his tongue by the way. I think its cool haha.
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And you didn't post a picture to accompany these words? For shame! We'll take two pictures now instead of one as penance for your many sins. Post em up! (I too love GSD's).
Yeah, post that pup! lol
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I love GSD's so much. Have a 4 year old monster named Kaiser right now. 115 pounds of pure love. Hes an absolute giant. He was the pick of the litter from an AKC breeder. His "grandparents" were from West Germany.
And you didn't post a picture to accompany these words? For shame! We'll take two pictures now instead of one as penance for your many sins. Post em up! (I too love GSD's).
Lol sorry. Some from the day I got him to his first birthday. Thats a birthmark on his tongue by the way. I think its cool haha.
Great pics! That is a real cutie. You should add some pics in "The Pet Thread," unless you already have.
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I love GSD's so much. Have a 4 year old monster named Kaiser right now. 115 pounds of pure love. Hes an absolute giant. He was the pick of the litter from an AKC breeder. His "grandparents" were from West Germany.
And you didn't post a picture to accompany these words? For shame! We'll take two pictures now instead of one as penance for your many sins. Post em up! (I too love GSD's).
Yeah, post that pup! lol
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I love GSD's so much. Have a 4 year old monster named Kaiser right now. 115 pounds of pure love. Hes an absolute giant. He was the pick of the litter from an AKC breeder. His "grandparents" were from West Germany.
And you didn't post a picture to accompany these words? For shame! We'll take two pictures now instead of one as penance for your many sins. Post em up! (I too love GSD's).
Lol sorry. Some from the day I got him to his first birthday. Thats a birthmark on his tongue by the way. I think its cool haha.
Great pics! That is a real cutie. You should add some pics in "The Pet Thread," unless you already have.
Thanks! I haven't added anything to that page but that's a good idea. I'll add these and some new ones to there later
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      07-08-2021, 05:20 PM   #32573
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After watching this YouTube video, Murf993 and JJ 911SC decided to give it a try.


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