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      06-28-2016, 04:29 PM   #32451
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These stats are amazing. It looks like what you would expect a cab driver's stats to look like. An hour and a half... almost 18 miles. <1 minute over 70. Haha... But, you do get to live in NY... I guess that's the trade-off. Should have gotten an i3.
Should have gotten a bike.

I want to see you do this...

Without injuring yourself... I would feel somewhat guilty for at least the rest of the day... East coast standard time only though...

*damnit, gif wouldn't work...

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Isn't it all intents and purposes?


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      06-28-2016, 04:30 PM   #32453
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Isn't it all intents and purposes?


I'm so embarrased
Ur hopes to impress me have all but failed.








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Ur hopes to impress me have all but failed.








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      06-28-2016, 04:32 PM   #32455
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Ur hopes to impress me have all but failed.








I was trying to use paradoxical humour, but it seems my attempts having fallen flat
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      06-28-2016, 04:32 PM   #32456
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      06-28-2016, 04:33 PM   #32457
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Motorcycle? Yes. Bike? No.

Getting this bad boy one day.
If you're cycling... dat calorie burn, legs and glute muscles.

If you're on a motorcycle, leg humpping squid-kids will be abundant.

If you're on a BMW motorcycle, i can't even fathom the amount of doucebaggery you'll encounter.
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I know that's what you want of Axius..
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I know that's what you want of Axius..
No need to swing at me for damage you did to yourself.
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No need to swing at me for damage you did to yourself.
I'm not swingin at you then I can only swing at myself.. but stop trying to make me Axius you, seriously it's not flattering
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I want to see you do this...

Without injuring yourself... I would feel somewhat guilty for at least the rest of the day... East coast standard time only though...

*damnit, gif wouldn't work...

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You'd probably be fairly impressed by what the old guy has done and is still capable of. Especially since i'm closing in on my fighting weight.

Problem was, much of it happened before everyone was equipped with a digital video cameras.


Edit: that was a crazy long hop. I would have made it over the trench in the water, but that's about it. lol
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I'm not swingin at you then I can only swing at myself.. but stop trying to make me Axius you, seriously it's not flattering
Don't you have a hole to crawl into and hide?
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If you're cycling... dat calorie burn, legs and glute muscles.

If you're on a motorcycle, leg humpping squid-kids will be abundant.

If you're on a BMW motorcycle, i can't even fathom the amount of doucebaggery you'll encounter.
Success !! I think I did it right this time...

*i lied... damnit...
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Success !! I think I did it right this time...

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Don't you have a hole to crawl into and hide?
yeah, too bad you don't have one

i'm tired looking
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My car isn't named black widow for nothin'.
Wait...so you kill the guy after mating?
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yeah, too bad you don't have one

i'm tired looking
Pervert.
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You'd probably be fairly impressed by what the old guy has done and is still capable of. Especially since i'm closing in on my fighting weight.

Problem was, much of it happened before everyone was equipped with a digital video cameras.


Edit: that was a crazy long hop. I would have made it over the trench in the water, but that's about it. lol
I thought for sure it was going to be a fail... was pretty impressed, that was not a short hop...
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Pervert.
if that's what you're looking for sorry I ain't into little girls in school uniforms

get me a real woman with tits and an ass
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get me a real woman with tits and an ass
What?
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Wait...so you kill the guy after mating?
Trying to decide if it is worth it?
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