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      05-30-2021, 02:37 PM   #32121
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Not too much or he’ll get whiskey d@#k….
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      05-30-2021, 06:00 PM   #32122
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What's the Murf update? Have they had to pump your stomach yet?
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What's the Murf update? Have they had to pump your stomach yet?
Just back from the boat, doing some sanding and painting. I had a couple of beers and now I'm having a rum. Everything in moderation, including moderation.
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All they wanted was bagel.
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I remember seeing this a couple years back. Plain to see that guy was tormented for many years because of his height - or lack of it. From what I recall, it didn't end up well for him after this video came out...

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I remember seeing this a couple years back. Plain to see that guy was tormented for many years because of his height - or lack of it. From what I recall, it didn't end up well for him after this video came out...
Thanks for this. I've hence deleted my post because I deemed it not funny that it was just more of this guy suffering, due to his height. My apologies to anyone offended.
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      05-31-2021, 11:16 AM   #32126
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My buddy has an XJS V12. He spent more than a Honda Civic is worth on having the engine rebuilt. It lasted about 800 miles, had an electrical fire, and has sat under a tarp for the past 8 years. The paint started peeling off it, while under the tarp. What a mess. In that NZ raffle, the Honda was definitely the better prize.
But this was back when the Jag was new, not 30+ years old...
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      06-01-2021, 09:41 AM   #32129
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This clears a lot up for me, thanks for posting.
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      06-01-2021, 09:46 AM   #32130
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Who gave you permission to leak my baby videos???

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I told them that I could fly down tomorrow...
Keep us updated
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I told them that I could fly down tomorrow...
I'd like to buy some property from them, as well. Please get me their number.
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