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      06-21-2016, 12:52 PM   #31593
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Wore this on Father's Day.
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No, you're not. [runs to kitchen, grabs the largest knife, guts you]
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      06-21-2016, 12:59 PM   #31594
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The problem with a lot of kids today is that they get married before actually getting on their feet.

I'm looking for love, but if that doesn't pan out, my parents know me best. If they find a chick, and I'm searching, I'll give it a shot.
Me too. But my only problem is, my want for a GT3 is basically equal to or greater than my want for a wife.

Lol. Right now, I'm having an affair with a Tesla. Need to show my F30 some love.
Thoughts on the Model X??

I had opportunity to see one up close during my trip to FL recently....
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      06-21-2016, 01:03 PM   #31595
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Wore this on Father's Day.
BEST. DAD. EVER.
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It's a nice day! Take the 458 out!
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      06-21-2016, 01:22 PM   #31597
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I'm going to hope you don't plan to use them similarly?
Edit: Also, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this isn't really your ONLY problem.
Are you saying it's not them, it's me?
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      06-21-2016, 01:24 PM   #31598
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Lol. Right now, I'm having an affair with a Tesla. Need to show my F30 some love.
It's a nice day! Take the 458 out!
A friend had this waiting for him on Father's Day....
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A friend had this waiting for him on Father's Day....
That's a hell of a father's day gift!
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      06-21-2016, 01:40 PM   #31600
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Lol. Right now, I'm having an affair with a Tesla. Need to show my F30 some love.
It's a nice day! Take the 458 out!
Hmmm, that's a good idea!
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Lol. Right now, I'm having an affair with a Tesla. Need to show my F30 some love.
It's a nice day! Take the 458 out!
A friend had this waiting for him on Father's Day....
Lovely 488!
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      06-21-2016, 01:47 PM   #31602
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Lol. Right now, I'm having an affair with a Tesla. Need to show my F30 some love.
It's a nice day! Take the 458 out!
A friend had this waiting for him on Father's Day....
I got parts for my M2. Thought I was balln'. Heh. Always a matter of perspective.
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      06-21-2016, 01:48 PM   #31603
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Wore this on Father's Day.
Luke, I am your father.

No, you're not. [runs to kitchen, grabs the largest knife, guts you]
Emo Luke is emo.
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      06-21-2016, 01:55 PM   #31604
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I got parts for my M2. Thought I was balln'. Heh. Always a matter of perspective.
I opted for a cheeseburger instead of a hamburger and I thought I was ballin'. Jeez.
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      06-21-2016, 02:12 PM   #31605
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Wore this on Father's Day.
Looks really cute !
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      06-21-2016, 02:13 PM   #31606
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Luke, I am your father.

No, you're not. [runs to kitchen, grabs the largest knife, guts you]
Well my friend that sounds really creepy !
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      06-21-2016, 02:14 PM   #31607
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I opted for a cheeseburger instead of a hamburger and I thought I was ballin'. Jeez.
Hehe... I never get cheese on a burger cuz it feels like I am wasting money and calories. Too funny. It isn't that I CAN'T afford it, but it just doesn't feel WORTH IT.
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Good evening Philippe!
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Good evening Philippe!
Thank "YOU"
What a pleasant surprise to meet my friend again ..

Was thinking today on you and Nia...No joke !
And,Mmmm..How can I say...I actually wonder when you speak with Nia , what name do you use to call her ?
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Hehe... I never get cheese on a burger cuz it feels like I am wasting money and calories. Too funny. It isn't that I CAN'T afford it, but it just doesn't feel WORTH IT.
Must be nice.
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I got laid on Father's Day, didn't have to use my AK. I say it was a good day.
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I got parts for my M2. Thought I was balln'. Heh. Always a matter of perspective.
You'll always be balin' in my book, boo.
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I got laid on Father's Day, didn't have to use my AK. I say it was a good day.
Congrats !
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