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      04-26-2021, 02:45 PM   #31571
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This fits LOL photos and you know you're old when threads. I recall my mom using this tool:
I remember my Mum making ME use that tool. I think I had a broken arm, and was bored, so she made me do it.
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      04-26-2021, 03:55 PM   #31572
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That one is in very good shape ... maybe another 70 years more before calling it worn out.

My brothers and I knew how to work one those in the early 50's .... if you wanted to eat that night.
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This fits LOL photos and you know you're old when threads. I recall my mom using this tool:
Is that the meat grinder/tomato crusher thing? I remember my great grandmother making the fresh tomato sauce and jarring it.
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      04-26-2021, 06:01 PM   #31575
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Is this how that works...asking for a friend.
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This fits LOL photos and you know you're old when threads. I recall my mom using this tool:
Uh my mom still uses it for certain things.
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      04-26-2021, 06:14 PM   #31577
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Is this how that works...asking for a friend.
Not....quite....but since I see your avatar says you're unwilling to take advice, I'm going to say you came close!
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      04-26-2021, 06:15 PM   #31578
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Only in New Orleans... looks like Chewbaca is going to be doing some hard time.
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They'd only need a half mast flagpole then.
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They'd only need a half mast flagpole then.
But then wouldn't it be flying at full mast?
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      04-26-2021, 07:43 PM   #31581
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But then wouldn't it be flying at full mast?
I guess they could put the top pulley at the half mast height and call it a day.
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      04-26-2021, 07:57 PM   #31582
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seeing her having access to boiling water and a range of sharp scalpels and steel surgical tools at her disposal in that picture gives me the real creeps. Despite the smile I would run!
The real question is: Do you think any bunny rabbits got boiled in there?
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      04-26-2021, 09:43 PM   #31584
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      04-26-2021, 09:48 PM   #31585
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      04-26-2021, 10:39 PM   #31587
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Split turbo being tested for the 2022 season as a possible entrance by Chevrolet??
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Split turbo being tested for the 2022 season as a possible entrance by Chevrolet??
With the aerodynamics of a huge brick, me thinks that they're gonna need more than a second turbo to make that thing move.....
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With the aerodynamics of a huge brick, me thinks that they're gonna need more than a second turbo to make that thing move.....
Well...you don't know what's inside the van!!
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      04-26-2021, 11:47 PM   #31590
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Ok, that's TWO that can do this. I taught my 21yo when we bought him a 77 Beetle.
My little sister (19) has been driving stick since she was 15/16, along with her twin brother. It's not lost yet.

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I don't know why this is funny

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