What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

bimmette · 06-17-2016, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Had to unmatch her ASAP. I kept this app to see if there were any interesting girls to make conversation with, but the pickings is slim doe.

Don't you have a girlfriend? If you want to make convo, just come to OT.

(Where's the side eye emoji when I need one!)

Mike. · 06-17-2016, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Don't you have a girlfriend? If you want to make convo, just come to OT.

(Where's the side eye emoji when I need one!)

#GOTHIM

bimmette · 06-17-2016, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Don't you have a girlfriend? If you want to make convo, just come to OT.

(Where's the side eye emoji when I need one!)

#GOTHIM

Hahahaha well who goes on tinder to "make convo"? Hahahah

Mike. · 06-17-2016, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Hahahaha well who goes on tinder to "make convo"? Hahahah

hahahaahah yeah that is true. Verbiage you better have a good answer for this one

That could have been an amazing convo.. for us to laugh at.

Verbiage · 06-17-2016, 11:30 PM

I do have a gf! But she's off baking for a friends baby shower.

And I unmatched her already. Desperation is a turn off.

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bimmette · 06-17-2016, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I do have a gf! But she's off baking for a friends baby shower.

And I unmatched her already. Desperation is a turn off.

:

Don't you worry that a friend of your gf may see you on tinder?

Verbiage · 06-17-2016, 11:59 PM

Nah. They all got knocked up at 18-21 and locked down with baby daddy drama. Spanish folks, see.

They aren't too bright, a majority of the time.

Verbiage · 06-18-2016, 12:00 AM

Plus, I use silvergray545's pictures on Tinder. That's the only way I get matches. I'm not attractive enough on my own, apparently.

Aatish · 06-18-2016, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Plus, I use silvergray545's pictures on Tinder. That's the only way I get matches. I'm not attractive enough on my own, apparently.

Those likes on your Instagram selfies doh

Aatish · 06-18-2016, 12:50 AM

A few months back, I was in my office on a Friday night, looking over some analysts report I got sent over. It was roughly 11pm when my phone started to ring. It was my friend from Indian whom I'll refer to as "Harry".

Harry: Bro, I need your help.

Me: Umm, what?

Harry: I'm at Duane Reade, I need help buying condoms.

Me: Ummm, what?!

Harry: Dude, which ones do I get?

Me: How the fuck would I know which ones you need? It's different for each person.

Harry: Aren't you supposed to get the bigger ones? Aren't they better for the girls? They make it bigger, and bigger is better. Right?

Me: *face plam* No. That's not how they work. The size refers to your...um...size.

Harry: Ohh, shit. So what size should I get?

Me: How the fuck should I know?

Harry: What do you get?

Me: ...

Harry: Bro?

Me: ...Large.

Harry: Will those fit me?

Me: That's for you to find out.

Harry: How many should I get?

Me: For fucks sake, just get a couple boxes. Get different sizes too; some girls like a tighter fit.

Harry: Good idea bro. I'll do that. Thanks!

Me: *End Call*

Stopped by his place a few weeks back. He had about 35 condoms of various sizes, and types in a bowl next to his Hindu shrine.

jtodd_fl · 06-18-2016, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Had to unmatch her ASAP. I kept this app to see if there were any interesting girls to make conversation with, but the pickings is slim doe.

Don't you have a girlfriend? If you want to make convo, just come to OT.

(Where's the side eye emoji when I need one!)

Got to build your own at a time like this. Pfft noobs. >_>

jtodd_fl · 06-18-2016, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I do have a gf! But she's off baking for a friends baby shower.

And I unmatched her already. Desperation is a turn off.

:

When you're my age, you forget that not all relationships are exclusive. That is all. I had bimmette 's reaction at first.

Her: I can't believe you fucked someone else!
Verbiage: You were off baking, you were gone for like 4 hours!

Mike. · 06-18-2016, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

A few months back, I was in my office on a Friday night, looking over some analysts report I got sent over. It was roughly 11pm when my phone started to ring. It was my friend from Indian whom I'll refer to as "Harry".

Harry: Bro, I need your help.

Me: Umm, what?

Harry: I'm at Duane Reade, I need help buying condoms.

Me: Ummm, what?!

Harry: Dude, which ones do I get?

Me: How the fuck would I know which ones you need? It's different for each person.

Harry: Aren't you supposed to get the bigger ones? Aren't they better for the girls? They make it bigger, and bigger is better. Right?

Me: *face plam* No. That's not how they work. The size refers to your...um...size.

Harry: Ohh, shit. So what size should I get?

Me: How the fuck should I know?

Harry: What do you get?

Me: ...

Harry: Bro?

Me: ...Large.

Harry: Will those fit me?

Me: That's for you to find out.

Harry: How many should I get?

Me: For fucks sake, just get a couple boxes. Get different sizes too; some girls like a tighter fit.

Harry: Good idea bro. I'll do that. Thanks!

Me: *End Call*

Stopped by his place a few weeks back. He had about 35 condoms of various sizes, and types in a bowl next to his Hindu shrine.

no homo

jtodd_fl · 06-18-2016, 10:12 AM

Parked at Lowe's. Lul.

Aatish · 06-18-2016, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Parked at Lowe's. Lul.

God, that's such a nice blue.

jtodd_fl · 06-18-2016, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Parked at Lowe's. Lul.

God, that's such a nice blue.

It'll look even better once I tint the glass. Finally. Thanks man.

PoorLurker · 06-18-2016, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Hahahaha well who goes on tinder to "make convo"? Hahahah

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I do have a gf! But she's off baking for a friends baby shower.

And I unmatched her already. Desperation is a turn off.

:

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Don't you worry that a friend of your gf may see you on tinder?

Interesting perspective

Aatish · 06-18-2016, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by Aatish

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Parked at Lowe's. Lul.

God, that's such a nice blue.

It'll look even better once I tint the glass. Finally. Thanks man.

30%? 20%?

///M Power-Belgium · 06-18-2016, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

30%? 20%?

I just replied your PM ...
Saw the pics from you and Nia , man this girl looks really hot my friend!
Of course you are looking good as well...
As for that special pic from Nia ...I think it's an invitation for sex , don't wait too long my friend !
Thanks for personal sharing , and please follow my advice from my PM.

jtodd_fl · 06-18-2016, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by Aatish

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Parked at Lowe's. Lul.

God, that's such a nice blue.

It'll look even better once I tint the glass. Finally. Thanks man.

30%? 20%?

I'll get 20%. I like it dark. I think it's technically 18%, but yeah. With a 70% crystalline on the windshield. Keeps it very cool inside.

bimmette · 06-18-2016, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I like it dark.

Racist!

Aatish · 06-18-2016, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I'll get 20%. I like it dark. I think it's technically 18%, but yeah. With a 70% crystalline on the windshield. Keeps it very cool inside.

Ohhhh, that will look nice. And, will definitely help with the heat.

06-17-2016, 11:30 PM	#31421
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	I do have a gf! But she's off baking for a friends baby shower. And I unmatched her already. Desperation is a turn off. : __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-17-2016, 11:59 PM	#31423
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Nah. They all got knocked up at 18-21 and locked down with baby daddy drama. Spanish folks, see. They aren't too bright, a majority of the time. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-18-2016, 12:00 AM	#31424
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Plus, I use silvergray545's pictures on Tinder. That's the only way I get matches. I'm not attractive enough on my own, apparently. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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06-18-2016, 12:50 AM	#31426
Aatish Lofty 3477 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	A few months back, I was in my office on a Friday night, looking over some analysts report I got sent over. It was roughly 11pm when my phone started to ring. It was my friend from Indian whom I'll refer to as "Harry". Harry: Bro, I need your help. Me: Umm, what? Harry: I'm at Duane Reade, I need help buying condoms. Me: Ummm, what?! Harry: Dude, which ones do I get? Me: How the fuck would I know which ones you need? It's different for each person. Harry: Aren't you supposed to get the bigger ones? Aren't they better for the girls? They make it bigger, and bigger is better. Right? Me: face plam No. That's not how they work. The size refers to your...um...size. Harry: Ohh, shit. So what size should I get? Me: How the fuck should I know? Harry: What do you get? Me: ... Harry: Bro? Me: ...Large. Harry: Will those fit me? Me: That's for you to find out. Harry: How many should I get? Me: For fucks sake, just get a couple boxes. Get different sizes too; some girls like a tighter fit. Harry: Good idea bro. I'll do that. Thanks! Me: End Call Stopped by his place a few weeks back. He had about 35 condoms of various sizes, and types in a bowl next to his Hindu shrine. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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06-18-2016, 10:12 AM	#31430
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6709 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	Parked at Lowe's. Lul. Attached Images __________________ This space for rent.
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