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      06-15-2016, 09:06 AM   #31219
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jtodd_fl Exotics racing is about 5 miles north of the strip at the Vegas raceway

Oh, and there are several pew-pew places to pew exotics as well.

They don't call it sinCity for 'nutin
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      06-15-2016, 11:39 AM   #31227
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jtodd_fl Exotics racing is about 5 miles north of the strip at the Vegas raceway

Oh, and there are several pew-pew places to pew exotics as well.

They don't call it sinCity for 'nutin
True. That's what I would want to do. And Shelby is here too. I never have that kind of time though, sadly.
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jtodd_fl Exotics racing is about 5 miles north of the strip at the Vegas raceway

Oh, and there are several pew-pew places to pew exotics as well.

They don't call it sinCity for 'nutin
True. That's what unwound want to do. And Shelby is here too. I never have that kind of time though, sadly.
There are a few good Indian restaurants right off the strip.
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True. That's what unwound want to do. And Shelby is here too. I never have that kind of time though, sadly.
Fly home Saturday night instead of Friday. Racing in morning starts normally at about 9. Pew-pews open late. Ranches probably never close unless officials show up.
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I had a Honda break down on me BEFORE 100k
I had a 97 Civic that went through 3 trannies (in the bay and in the trunk) and then the motor threw a rod through the block. Think the car only had like 120k.
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Probably user error or demonic posession because that never happens.
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True. Now I don't need you for the sandwich. Sorry.
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True. Now I don't need you for the sandwich. Sorry.
Why not make them the bun and you can be the sausage?
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True. Now I don't need you for the sandwich. Sorry.
Why not make them the bun and you can be the sausage?
Yeah. I think you got the point. The dude/chick ratio can now be correct and satisfy original specs.
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I had a 97 Civic that went through 3 trannies (in the bay and in the trunk) and then the motor threw a rod through the block. Think the car only had like 120k.
"Son, why are you parked on the side of this deserted road?"

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All my Honda's have had transmission issues. It's the only thing that ever goes wrong on them.
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