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      09-26-2023, 04:26 PM   #3103
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That's a clamp? I thought that it was a disc brake caliper piston compressor?????
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That's a clamp? I thought that it was a disc brake caliper piston compressor?????
That was my second choice but I could not find a YouTube jingle.
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That's a clamp? I thought that it was a disc brake caliper piston compressor?????
And you're right.
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That's a clamp? I thought that it was a disc brake caliper piston compressor?????
We called them peter clamps in the Army. Of course, they were useful for other things as well.
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Anisogamy: the volume size difference is quoted to be 10 thousand times to 10 million times. The queen's castle is massive.
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And well defended.

Edit: Microscopically massive. Not physically.

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