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Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
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Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion. |
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04-01-2021, 07:44 PM | #31156 |
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04-01-2021, 08:07 PM | #31158 |
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It was the second time she took her hand out that got me.
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It was...in a Prancercise sort of way!!
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Now it is making sense .... Why you ask:
a) When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. b) When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. c) The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. d) When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down. |
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She may not look like much from the outside, but... yeah, no never-mind. She doesn't look like much on the inside anymore either... (abandoned soviet jet)
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Imagine, if you will, you work from home, and you have a report due in 30 minutes. F%&K you bird.
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Imagine, if you will, you spend what's left in your city's budget to build a bridge to help the community; and the river decides to flow in a different direction. F@%K YOU mother nature.
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