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      06-14-2016, 12:53 PM   #31109
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Anyways...
Is that a wheel from your zombie killing whip?
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I figured the 100th of a second difference coupled with the term destroyed would denote sarcasm.

But then the true BMW fanboys will always miss that bit of sarcasm.


^^ That's a joke too!!
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      06-14-2016, 01:50 PM   #31113
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Haha. She'd be horrified by the distortion of her shape in that photo.
She looks like a linebacker in the reflection.
There is a possibility that she has a very well developed upper body. Don't see her doing well as a line backer though.
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      06-14-2016, 03:05 PM   #31115
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There is a possibility that she has a very well developed upper body. Don't see her doubt well as a line backer though.
Quincy is a riot.


Seriously though, it's only a matter of time before F30lolz pops in here requesting bikini pics.
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There is a possibility that she has a very well developed upper body. Don't see her doubt well as a line backer though.
Quincy is a riot.


Seriously though, it's only a matter of time before F30lolz pops in here requesting bikini pics.
Wait. Quincy? Couldn't be him!?! How's that even possible?
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These guys need a wash...
How's that Oak Brook life?

And is that Odyssey and Elite Touring?
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Thank God this was the photo that accompanied the caption "Waxed". I saw your wrist shot bruh - could have been anything.
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How's that Oak Brook life?

And is that Odyssey and Elite Touring?
Pfff, Oak Brook is for people with too much time. Elmhurst is where it's at.

And yes, yes it is.
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Thank God this was the photo that accompanied the caption "Waxed". I saw your wrist shot bruh - could have been anything.
...But they tickle in the wind
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...But they tickle in the wind
Please clarify "they" in this sentence. I need to know whether to gag or go full vomit!
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From my experience, Chinese from North and a few Japanese. I've posted one chicks - Shanghai chick from HK. Mixed though.

Koreans were enhanced.

Fave place in Asia I've been Taipei. Most similar to US but still Asian. HK cool but very very expat saturated.
TW chicks chillest for sure, HK ones are shallow, China ones are the toughest nut to crack
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I've just planned a meet and cruise in Vancouver for June 26th. If anyone wants to join, you can start your road trip now
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...But they tickle in the wind
Please clarify "they" in this sentence. I need to know whether to gag or go full vomit!
Are you sure?
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...But they tickle in the wind
Please clarify "they" in this sentence. I need to know whether to gag or go full vomit!
Are you sure?
You know what. I appreciate the opportunity for a second thought. Let's just leave this to our own imaginations.
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TW chicks chillest for sure, HK ones are shallow, China ones are the toughest nut to crack

The HK chick I know is by far the best. She probably sucks to people she hates but if she likes you then she's golden. Too bad she doesn't like many people.


Mywifes335 Taipei was the best? WHAT ...THE...?? I like Taipei but HK is far superior. Tokyo also exceeds Taipei. Man, I miss traveling aimlessly through the streets of Asia.

I did notice that the girls in Taipei were a bit more provocative than the ones in HK.

I do miss the purple lips and the feminine face here
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