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Mywifes335 · 06-09-2016, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

OMG. Not to jump on the privileged snot-nosed ivy-league punk hating bandwagon...but this kid is a TRUE piece of shit. And the Apple didn't fall far from the tree.

Btw, anyone else think he looks like Michael Cera? (I don't like him either...so compelled to give him a wedgie)

Aatish · 06-09-2016, 01:46 PM

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do u pour it for her?
whilst staring at her pervertedly?

stir it for her too..

don't stop til she starts to blush /it gets too akward

Usually pour it, offer sweeter/sugar, and give her a stir.

Occasionally, I pour it for her, but not myself. She asks why no cream? I joke with something along the lines of about needing the extra oomph for hanging with her. That usually warrants a blush.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-09-2016, 01:48 PM

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just playing with ya brah

I know LOL , but it's for what other people would think of it..
You know this forum had many eyes , but I'm always in for a joke as well .
No problem brother

grimlock · 06-09-2016, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

OMG. Not to jump on the privileged snot-nosed ivy-league punk hating bandwagon...but this kid is a TRUE piece of shit. And the Apple didn't fall far from the tree.

Btw, anyone else think he looks like Michael Cera? (I don't like him either...so compelled to give him a wedgie)

i just think he looks like overly attached girlfriend

Mywifes335 · 06-09-2016, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

i just think he looks like overly attached girlfriend

Scary....

grimlock · 06-09-2016, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Usually pour it, offer sweeter/sugar, and give her a stir.

Occasionally, I pour it for her, but not myself. She asks why no cream? I joke with something along the lines of about needing the extra oomph for hanging with her. That usually warrants a blush.

"sugar?"
"No, you're too sweet already!"

innuedo overload man, i feel like puking up my last meal

Aatish · 06-09-2016, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

OMG. Not to jump on the privileged snot-nosed ivy-league punk hating bandwagon...but this kid is a TRUE piece of shit. And the Apple didn't fall far from the tree.

Btw, anyone else think he looks like Michael Cera? (I don't like him either...so compelled to give him a wedgie)

The resemblance is there.

Know a lot of recent Ivy Leaguer's. Very arrogant people. Smart yes, but many times they feel invincible.

grimlock · 06-09-2016, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Scary....

i guess the male equivalent of "overly attached" is "overly persistent in demands for sex"

Aatish · 06-09-2016, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

"sugar?"
"No, you're too sweet already!"

innuedo overload man, i feel like puking up my last meal

Used something like that once.

G: "Why no sugar?"
A: "Well, I'm diabetic and I'm pretty sure your not helping my blood sugars"
G: *Giggle*

silvergray545 · 06-09-2016, 01:53 PM

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I love it too when u just MYOB and they show themselves like that in front of you - less you try, the more THEY do! 90% of the time a girl wants male attention.. but not from the creeper teen with his hands in his pockets akwardly hovering.
girls are so used to male attention, the typical kind turns them off.. it's when u DON'T stare that gets them interested
oops just spilled my manly secrets/wisdom, for the young'uns..

The more "I ain't staring at you, bitch." vibe you give off, the more they shove that pussy right up into your face

You should create a thread where people can ask you for your manly secrets/wisdom. I'm dying over here!

grimlock · 06-09-2016, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Used something like that once.

G: "Why no sugar?"
A: "Well, I'm diabetic and I'm pretty sure your not helping my blood sugars"
G: *Giggle*

so like she EXPECTS to be told that she is sweet? .. so demanding

Aatish · 06-09-2016, 01:55 PM

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so like she EXPECTS to be told that she is sweet? .. so demanding

*Giggle*

It's better than girl expecting to be called salty

grimlock · 06-09-2016, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You should create a thread where people can ask you for your manly secrets/wisdom. I'm dying over here!

im sure it pales in comparison to what u guys know but are content to snicker in silence at us NOOBS floundering around in the hopeless pursuit of pussy.. when every playa thats been around the block a few times know, the more u chase the pussy, the further away it goes. Why? pussy ain't sliperry for no reason...

Aatish · 06-09-2016, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You should create a thread where people can ask you for your manly secrets/wisdom. I'm dying over here!

I 2nd this

Mywifes335 · 06-09-2016, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

The resemblance is there.

Know a lot of recent Ivy Leaguer's. Very arrogant people. Smart yes, but many times they feel invincible.

I used to have ivy leaguers work for me. 1/2 were the same type of arrogant pieces of shit whom know everything cuz daddy is either an MD at the company or at some hedge fund.

grimlock · 06-09-2016, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

*Giggle*

It's better than girl expecting to be called salty

you millenials, in my time, u'd never expect a girl to say 'salty' or anything unladylike like that

Aatish · 06-09-2016, 01:59 PM

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I used to have ivy leaguers work for me. 1/2 were the same type of arrogant pieces of shit whom know everything cuz daddy is either an MD at the company or at some hedge fund.

Those that came from nothing are usually great, genuine people. Those that got in through connections are the dicks.

silvergray545 · 06-09-2016, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

im sure it pales in comparison to what u guys know but are content to snicker in silence at us NOOBS floundering around in the hopeless pursuit of pussy.. when every playa thats been around the block a few times know, the more u chase the pussy, the further away it goes. Why? pussy ain't sliperry for no reason...

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I 2nd this

Yeah, grimmy, please make your own advice thread. It would be epic!

Aatish · 06-09-2016, 02:01 PM

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you millenials, in my time, u'd never expect a girl to say 'salty' or anything unladylike like that

If I'm 100% honest, I'm not exactly sure what the term "salty" truly means from these kids today.

grimlock · 06-09-2016, 02:08 PM

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If I'm 100% honest, I'm not exactly sure what the term "salty" truly means from these kids today.

I thought it meant the same as "thirsty" - but I'm wrong, shows in touch I am these days

hey, if a girl says "ag" in reply to you at the end of a sentence, what does it mean?
really, feels like I'm communicating with toddlers, if i try to be authentic.. should have gotten married like everybody else..

grimlock · 06-09-2016, 02:08 PM

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Yeah, grimmy, please make your own advice thread. It would be epic!

so the young'uns can be misled, and the true elders like yourself and others can have a silent laugh?

Aatish · 06-09-2016, 02:13 PM

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If I'm 100% honest, I'm not exactly sure what the term "salty" truly means from these kids today.

I thought it meant the same as "thirsty" - but I'm wrong, shows in touch I am these days

hey, if a girl says "ag" in reply to you at the end of a sentence, what does it mean?
really, feels like I'm communicating with toddlers, if i try to be authentic.. should have gotten married like everybody else..

AG?

That's a first. Ummm, maybe "all good"?