Small Town Cops

Blake · 02-06-2011, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Nah. It isn't wrecked.

Go to the superbowl and get your nut off in the stadium.

nah i'm gonna go sit at my buddy's bar and drink free promo bottles with a new girl i met last night. started off at a sick penthouse party in downtown and worked my way to bottle service. some people would call me stupid for turning down a employee all access pass to the super bowl, but i just don't honestly give a shit. plus, i don't want her under the impression that i like her or anything. she was just a last minute sub last night.

Blake · 02-06-2011, 02:59 PM

oh and the gtr is sorta wrecked...the front lip fell off again.

JayKay335i · 02-06-2011, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

nah i'm gonna go sit at my buddy's bar and drink free promo bottles with a new girl i met last night. started off at a sick penthouse party in downtown and worked my way to bottle service. some people would call me stupid for turning down a employee all access pass to the super bowl, but i just don't honestly give a shit. plus, i don't want her under the impression that i like her or anything. she was just a last minute sub last night.

new pussy > old pussy

all pussy > watching other people play sports

JayKay335i · 02-06-2011, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

oh and the gtr is sorta wrecked...the front lip fell off again.

lol

Call insurance and say your sister crashed it? Or would that make you asian?

CollinsE90 · 02-06-2011, 03:00 PM

blake i need to come to dallas, make up a story of how my parents own some huge business in the south, and bang some gold diggers, until later tell them im a broke college student as of now and walk off laughing

bmwmthree · 02-06-2011, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

besides, bmwmthree is a permabanned user, of a previous username. he's on borrowed time.

I believe you have me mistaken with another user?

JayKay335i · 02-06-2011, 03:01 PM

Blake falls into a small category of members I actually respect.

Blake · 02-06-2011, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

lol

Call insurance and say your sister crashed it? Or would that make you asian?

i can't make another claim. i already made a claim for it once. i just have to pony up this time. it's a cool $7k.

Blake · 02-06-2011, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

blake i need to come to dallas, make up a story of how my parents own some huge business in the south, and bang some gold diggers, until later tell them im a broke college student as of now and walk off laughing

i tell women that i run a hedge fund, which is a complete load of bullshit. it works though.

CollinsE90 · 02-06-2011, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

i tell women that i run a hedge fund, which is a complete load of bullshit. it works though.

Yea but you have access to parties I couldnt get in, I'd love to con a gold digger and let her know when Im leaving.

Blake · 02-06-2011, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Yea but you have access to parties I couldnt get in, I'd love to con a gold digger and let her know when Im leaving.

yes, there are some sick parties going on here this weekend. frankly, i enjoy doing my own thing more though. so far, i've heard most of the big parties this weekend were pretty weak. my buddy has been promoting for bud light, which has taken over and temporarily renamed the aloft hotel in downtown, got me some passes to the pdiddy party, but i gave them up for this penthouse party last night. glad i did because the penthouse party was sick and i heard from friends that the pdiddy party was awful. seneca wallace was at the party i was at last night.

Blake · 02-06-2011, 03:14 PM

nothing could beat china though...was drinking bottles with quentin tarrantino, the RZA, 'johnny tran' from fast and furious, and dave bautista from the WWE. that was one of the greatest parties i've ever been to. i'll PM pics for proof.

JayKay335i · 02-06-2011, 03:46 PM

i4picsofhoes

CollinsE90 · 02-06-2011, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

nothing could beat china though...was drinking bottles with quentin tarrantino, the RZA, 'johnny tran' from fast and furious, and dave bautista from the WWE. that was one of the greatest parties i've ever been to. i'll PM pics for proof.

Ill confirm for everyone

bmwmthree · 02-06-2011, 04:09 PM

Why are pics on previous pages changing to completely random pics?

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Originally Posted by Blake

nothing could beat china though...was drinking bottles with quentin tarrantino, the RZA, 'johnny tran' from fast and furious, and dave bautista from the WWE. that was one of the greatest parties i've ever been to. i'll PM pics for proof.

Blake · 02-06-2011, 04:25 PM

let's be honest, this thread is pointless. might as well talk about whatever.

ghosthi32 · 02-06-2011, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Ill confirm for everyone

i confirm it for everyone

bmwmthree · 02-06-2011, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

let's be honest, this thread is pointless. might as well talk about whatever.

BTM · 02-06-2011, 04:48 PM

ill confirm for everyone

CollinsE90 · 02-06-2011, 04:55 PM

Chick just asked me if I would fulfill her rape fantasy lol, this girl is kinky

JayKay335i · 02-06-2011, 05:01 PM

videotape it. I'll edit you out.

Or maybe its cause your a creepy lanky dude who looks like you'd rape somebody? Do you just happen to fill the part?

CollinsE90 · 02-06-2011, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

videotape it. I'll edit you out.

Or maybe its cause your a creepy lanky dude who looks like you'd rape somebody? Do you just happen to fill the part?

nah this is the girl with the nip rings and clit ring(squirter and PITTB fan), she also wants to make a pron lol

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