I'm selling my virginity

DougLikesBMW · 09-18-2008, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I can control over 1000lbs of beast between my legs.

Damn, ask and you shall receive.

Good to know. I hope you can ride backwards as well as you can forwards.

Sara · 09-18-2008, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Damn, ask and you shall receive.

Good to know. I hope you can ride backwards as well as you can forwards.

No but I can do this!

DougLikesBMW · 09-18-2008, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No but I can do this!

Oh, you know the spread eagle too? Never done it in the snow before.

Sara · 09-18-2008, 02:19 PM

god damn it I hate my phone...its not working

NYBMW335 · 09-18-2008, 02:21 PM

Wow, do you actually go through your photo gallery looking for the right picture to explain what you are trying to say.

I'm Impressed

FrankoQ · 09-18-2008, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

And according to my Mommy. There is a no return policy that comes with me. You take me you're stuck with me.

That's it. I'm out.

GME92 · 09-18-2008, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Depends on what he eats. Isn't this common knowledge for you girls, lol? Can be salty or sweet, that's what girls say. Now only if we can narrow it down to what makes it sweet, then everyone will win.

Would you really have sex with a guy for $5000 and a Macbook? Seriously?

Eat lots of pineapples, it'll make your spunk taste sweeter.

EOE90 · 09-18-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I can control over 1000lbs of beast between my legs.

you have a dick?

MadDog · 09-18-2008, 02:38 PM

anyone??

Will send it out to you in baggies, if requested.

Blistex · 09-18-2008, 02:38 PM

i will trade your virginity with my M3.

DM1 · 09-18-2008, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Blistex

i will trade your virginity with my M3.

That's a sweet deal LOL,... if I was a girl I'd take it, but I don't see girls trading their M3's for a night with me,... at least not the first one,... I'm sure I can do such a job that could make me get some of those deals

down4it · 09-18-2008, 02:55 PM

She should pay us to take her virginity!!!

Couch · 09-18-2008, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

anyone??

Will send it out to you in baggies, if requested.

What is this turning into a e90post gangbang?

We need more sexually related smilies on the board.

quagmire · 09-18-2008, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

god damn it I hate my phone...its not working

I will trade you a working iPhone( and pay for the monthly bill) for your virginity plus a caring and passionate guy like I am to help sweeten the bid.

Year's_End · 09-18-2008, 03:17 PM

I'll take that v-card fo FREE.

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SpecC · 09-18-2008, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by GME92

Eat lots of pineapples, it'll make your spunk taste sweeter.

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=171852

pineapples you say?

you guys all have too much money to spend

iatacs19 · 09-18-2008, 03:46 PM

Let's do group buy on this and take turns.

I think they call it running a train.

Park2670 · 09-18-2008, 03:48 PM

Oh, im sure that will go over very well.

AwesomeM3 · 09-18-2008, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

anyone??

Will send it out to you in baggies, if requested.

Yes, please, this thread is epic!

Sara · 09-18-2008, 03:55 PM

Sara504 is Epic period.

Sara · 09-18-2008, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by down4it

I still wouldnt shell out a nickel for a virgin and bad sex, a busted hymen, and bloody sheets... I'd rather just buy an M-sport steering wheel and tap an experienced slut

Im experienced!!!!!!

aut0sh0cker · 09-18-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Im experienced!!!!!!

then how are you a virgin? did i miss something?

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