Ask an Asian anything? LOL

M3 Number 86 · 03-25-2016, 08:15 PM

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No such thing as underage Koreans who don't consume alcohol.

That's why they have yogurt (yogloo) soju. So you can take home underage bitches.

or you can (poor)lurk(er) them in with that fizzy beer.

I can't stop watching that video I posted above.

You stick a metal chopstick in the cup. then hit the other end of the chopstick and you have (feel the) vibrations! lol

Verbiage · 03-25-2016, 08:31 PM

I really like General Tso's chicken. What is the origin of this dish? Can they make a low sodium variant?

Mywifes335 · 03-25-2016, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I really like General Tso's chicken. What is the origin of this dish? Can they make a low sodium variant?

Origin was when Colonel Sanders invented KFC, a local Chinese restaurant owner, James Tso, tried to copy it. After putting in his own 11 herbs and spices, he decided to one up the Colonel and appointed himself "General".

Hence the Generals Tso's chicken.

Add less soy sauce.

Verbiage · 03-25-2016, 08:41 PM

Shit seriously?? That makes so much sense too smh.

Mywifes335 · 03-25-2016, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Shit seriously?? That makes so much sense too smh.

No. I just made it up. Sorry man. Seems legit though.

Verbiage · 03-25-2016, 09:00 PM

Yeah I know. I forgive you anyway. Smh!

Verbiage · 03-25-2016, 09:10 PM

Omg I can make it at home!

Verbiage · 03-25-2016, 09:11 PM

I can have fried chicken AND Asian sauce? Omg I am about to go buy watermelon jooz

Mywifes335 · 03-25-2016, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Origin was when Colonel Sanders invented KFC, a local Chinese restaurant owner, James Tso, tried to copy it. After putting in his own 11 herbs and spices, he decided to one up the Colonel and appointed himself "General".

Hence the Generals Tso's chicken.

Add less soy sauce.

I like my Generals Chicken story and I'm gonna stick with it! Please spread the word.

jtodd_fl · 03-25-2016, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I can have fried chicken AND Asian sauce? Omg I am about to go buy watermelon jooz

General Tso holds the patent. He'll invade your kitchen with his Sze Chuan army and use Kung Pao on you.
Also, real answer here. Lots of blah blah blah.
https://www.quora.com/Chinese-Food/W...l-Tsos-chicken

Mywifes335 · 03-25-2016, 10:33 PM

Dude Chinese don't have patents, they just copy them.

Ask Colonel Sanders.

M3 Number 86 · 03-26-2016, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Dude Chinese don't have patents, they just copy them.

Ask Colonel Sanders.

jtodd_fl · 03-26-2016, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Dude Chinese don't have patents, they just copy them.

Ask Colonel Sanders.

And every software company ever.

Mywifes335 · 03-26-2016, 08:35 AM

Car companies too.... Haha!

Everything! Even have fake Starbucks!

PoorLurker · 03-26-2016, 09:54 AM

You guys have it wrong

China has been established for thousands of years and has billions of people. They own intellectual rights to everything. They are just hidden in some underground tomb somewhere or they weren't written down.

Umi|all|day · 03-26-2016, 11:12 AM

Steve: hi Kim, can't find my dog anywhere do you guys have any idea where he is?
Kim: no dog here
Ching: why you no doctor yet

Please ignore this post. I have issues.

BMW F22 · 03-26-2016, 11:42 AM

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You guys have it wrong

China has been established for thousands of years and has billions of people. They own intellectual rights to everything. They are just hidden in some underground tomb somewhere or they weren't written down.

Damn that is sooo crazy. Holy cow.

bimmette · 03-26-2016, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorLurker

You guys have it wrong

China has been established for thousands of years and has billions of people. They own intellectual rights to everything. They are just hidden in some underground tomb somewhere or they weren't written down.

Damn that is sooo crazy. Holy cow.

You haven't been to China? You should go.

BMW F22 · 03-26-2016, 03:31 PM

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You haven't been to China? You should go.

Was talking about this with some friends yesterday. I am not interested in breathing in the heavy pollution they have. I heard that on certain days it is so bad they have to sound an alarm warning people to stay indoors.

M3 Number 86 · 03-26-2016, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

You haven't been to China? You should go.

Was talking about this with some friends yesterday. I am not interested in breathing in the heavy pollution they have. I heard that on certain days it is so bad they have to sound an alarm warning people to stay indoors.

Some kid walked around with a vacuum cleaner (like a DustBuster) for a year just sucking in air and it was a BRICK! holy moly

jaye944 · 03-27-2016, 12:40 PM

so I have to ask, what do you term as asian.

back home the term asian was used to describe anyone who appeared to be from the indian sub continent, whilst asian's are referenced to as orientals.

So I was (allegedly) watching this porno described as "wild asian fat chicks", and there where only orientals chicks in there, which throughly confused the dickens out of me.

SO, what are you, Asian, Oriental, far east asian, what what what...

I just want to know so next time I order on line .ahem, a friend of mine orders on line an "ASIAN" video, he knows what he's getting

thanks

F30lolz · 03-27-2016, 01:15 PM

Do you pee in the shower as Latinos do such as myself?

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jaye944 Captain 1038 Rep 638 Posts Drives: a Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: a iTrader: (0)	so I have to ask, what do you term as asian. back home the term asian was used to describe anyone who appeared to be from the indian sub continent, whilst asian's are referenced to as orientals. So I was (allegedly) watching this porno described as "wild asian fat chicks", and there where only orientals chicks in there, which throughly confused the dickens out of me. SO, what are you, Asian, Oriental, far east asian, what what what... I just want to know so next time I order on line .ahem, a friend of mine orders on line an "ASIAN" video, he knows what he's getting thanks
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