Help me on breaking up

Verbiage · 02-24-2016, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

:rofl

Another Jamaican on here? Not bad...

Wah gwon.

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

MadDog!!!!

Right?! I was happy to see him. Now he's probably gone again.

UncleWede · 02-24-2016, 01:26 PM

. . . but then I noticed that the wiper fluid level was low, so all I had to do was fill it up and things are better.

Troll-lol-lol-lol-lol, la lol-lol LOL

smoosh · 02-24-2016, 06:17 PM

1 date friday evening, 1 date saturday evening, 1 date sunday for brunch, and another date next friday evening...

yeah, I think I'm over her...

thanks again, everyone, can't even began to express how grateful I am that I posted here. probably would be laying in bed with my ex if it weren't for you all...

Verbiage · 02-24-2016, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

1 date friday evening, 1 date saturday evening, 1 date sunday for brunch, and another date next friday evening...

yeah, I think I'm over her...

Verbiage · 02-24-2016, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

thanks again, everyone, can't even began to express how grateful I am that I posted here. probably would be laying in bed with my ex if it weren't for you all...

swagon · 02-24-2016, 06:28 PM

Aatish · 02-24-2016, 06:31 PM

Verbiage · 02-24-2016, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Axius · 02-25-2016, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

1 date friday evening, 1 date saturday evening, 1 date sunday for brunch, and another date next friday evening...

yeah, I think I'm over her...

thanks again, everyone, can't even began to express how grateful I am that I posted here. probably would be laying in bed with my ex if it weren't for you all...

Congrats dude. Remember, you're better off, and as you date you'll meet some really cool chicks that ARE worth your time and effort.

Just don't be a door mat. You can be a giving and generous person, but have the power to say no and stick to your own opinions, and have fun.

Verbiage · 02-25-2016, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Congrats dude. Remember, you're better off, and as you date you'll meet some really cool chicks that ARE worth your time and effort.

Just don't be a door mat. You can be a giving and generous person, but have the power to say no and stick to your own opinions, and have fun.

Hey, what gives with the helpful advice?

Axius · 02-25-2016, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Hey, what gives with the helpful advice?

OH SHIT. My bad.

So yeah dude, after the first dates are done, ask if they want to come inside so you can lick their asshole.

David0ff · 02-25-2016, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I r Imigrant, dont get this
plz explain

Aatish · 02-25-2016, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by David0ff

I r Imigrant, dont get this
plz explain

Well, um, I think they are 1/2s of a same avocado, which has just been sliced open. Ummm, one half has a bulge in it's belly and seems to have guilty expression on it's face, so I think it safe to assume that it has been impregnated by the other half, who is happily thrusting it's pelvis in victorious manor.

Then again, it might just be cartoon.

Verbiage · 02-25-2016, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Well, um, I think they are 1/2s of a same avocado, which has just been sliced open. Ummm, one half has a bulge in it's belly and seems to have guilty expression on it's face, so I think it safe to assume that it has been impregnated by the other half, who is happily thrusting it's pelvis in victorious manor.

Then again, it might just be cartoon.

This was cute.

jtodd_fl · 02-25-2016, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

OH SHIT. My bad.

So yeah dude, after the first dates are done, ask if they want to come inside so you can lick their asshole.

Much better... expectations now met.

David0ff · 02-25-2016, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Well, um, I think they are 1/2s of a same avocado, which has just been sliced open. Ummm, one half has a bulge in it's belly and seems to have guilty expression on it's face, so I think it safe to assume that it has been impregnated by the other half, who is happily thrusting it's pelvis in victorious manor.

Then again, it might just be cartoon.

Ah yes, I see, I though it was 2 Pears, one with some kind of a tumor and the other asshole on the left trying to cheer the right one on.

Verbiage · 02-25-2016, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by David0ff

Ah yes, I see, I though it was 2 Pears, one with some kind of a tumor and the other asshole on the left trying to cheer the right one on.

I laughed way too hard at this.

UncleWede · 02-25-2016, 01:04 PM

^Usually the one with the "bulge" is the male, no?

Verbiage · 02-25-2016, 01:11 PM

Well, they are avocados....

longress · 02-25-2016, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

1 date friday evening, 1 date saturday evening, 1 date sunday for brunch, and another date next friday evening...

yeah, I think I'm over her...

thanks again, everyone, can't even began to express how grateful I am that I posted here. probably would be laying in bed with my ex if it weren't for you all...

You're not over her... No disrespect but that's quite the schedule of events for an introvert and quite the swing of emotion from the previous post. I'm wondering if you got back with her and just don't want to put it on the forum???

bimmette · 02-25-2016, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by longress

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Originally Posted by smoosh

1 date friday evening, 1 date saturday evening, 1 date sunday for brunch, and another date next friday evening...

yeah, I think I'm over her...

thanks again, everyone, can't even began to express how grateful I am that I posted here. probably would be laying in bed with my ex if it weren't for you all...

You're not over her... No disrespect but that's quite the schedule of events for an introvert and quite the swing of emotion from the previous post. I'm wondering if you got back with her and just don't want to put it on the forum???

jtodd_fl · 02-25-2016, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

He's not. Axius would have told me (because he's banging her now and she would have told him. Or ASBSECU E93 - same reason.)

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