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      06-08-2016, 07:10 PM   #30713
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Best new avatar.

I have you to thank, actually!

Oh yeah, your cousin is a sick bastard.
Yeah...he is one, twisted, SOB. And from the outside, he's this chubby nerd with a $10 haircut and goofy glasses.

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Aw shit Tonka, you kicked my ass!
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Yeah...he is one, twisted, SOB. And from the outside, he's this chubby nerd with a $10 haircut and goofy glasses.

These are the peeps you gotta watch out for.
yeah they are.


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      06-09-2016, 12:35 AM   #30719
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Name artist/song for brownie points.
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i really admire the level of restraint though.. oops should prob disclaimer none of us bear any responsible for what u may or may not do with respects to your personal relationship, but we applaud the level of commitment.. to stalking and obtaining of masturbate-able materials, photographic, anecdotal, or otherwise.
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Good car day yesterday. Car made landfall on the continent. My pre-receipt IND package showed up. One more part from IND to come and I'll have the delivery room prepped and ready.
You should be stoked! I'm ready for the break-in 'testing' to begin. Let me know when to show up!!

You are definitely having a better transport experience than I had. Mine was damaged in the North Atlantic by high seas along with 11 other i8's and was delayed by about 3 weeks from the targeted delivery date. No one knew where the car was and I had to call BMW NA to get to the bottom of it. I was so pissed I almost purchased a fully loaded 911 Turbo from their sister dealer.
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You should be stoked! I'm ready for the break-in 'testing' to begin. Let me know when to show up!!

You are definitely having a better transport experience than I had. Mine was damaged in the North Atlantic by high seas along with 11 other i8's and was delayed by about 3 weeks from the targeted delivery date. No one knew where the car was and I had to call BMW NA to get to the bottom of it. I was so pissed I almost purchased a fully loaded 911 Turbo from their sister dealer.
Heh... the new Porsche will be a better fit anyway! Yeah, I chuckled when I saw Colin roaring in from the Gulf at the same time the Ship was coming down the Atlantic coast - but, it was nothing.
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Talked to supplier dude, said meeting went well the other day, got resume out. Just waiting to hear more deets.

Also, gotta skip pool league today to make it to softball league because blondie is cuter than hillbillies.


Whatta you douchenozzles got going on today?
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Nah just went and corded last set so need a back up,a off today and getting it handled. Then I'm out of town for 2 weeks for work.
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Up early to go in get conti scrubs mounted
Getting ready for something fun?
Nooo he's mounting them for a terrible time.

Random thought: It's a pet peeve of mine when people describe themselves saying they like to have fun. Who doesn't? Who says, I like to have a terrible time!
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Nooo he's mounting them for a terrible time.

Random thought: It's a pet peeve of mine when people describe themselves saying they like to have fun. Who doesn't? Who says, I like to have a terrible time!


oooh... pet peeves! One of my many linguistic pet peeves is using the term "rate of speed" - as in "he was traveling at a high rate of speed." This seems to have become acceptable usage. Speed is rate, as it measures change in position v. time. Speed is a rate people... stop being sesquipedalian!

Rate is defined thusly... "a measure, quantity, or frequency, typically one measured against some other quantity or measure.
"the crime rate rose by 26 percent""
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