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jtodd_fl · 06-08-2016, 02:09 PM

I like it when this happens.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-08-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I like it when this happens.

IND

grimlock · 06-08-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Just be an asshole and mock people's flaws and make them feel shitty about their shit life while you snicker and piss in their Cheerios.

i must admit this is quite a fun game, alas one can only chew the jerky for so long everyday (unless you're from the home of maniken piss, in which case your capabilities in this area are legendary and you don't tire, be spanking the little bro from tide up to tide down..)

Axius · 06-08-2016, 02:10 PM

Is that a box of fleshlights? May I borrow one? For science?

grimlock · 06-08-2016, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'll teach you something...

first they came for the 13yrs olds.. then now the 3yr olds

Axius · 06-08-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

i must admit this is quite a fun game, alas one can only chew the jerky for so long everyday (unless you're from the home of maniken piss, in which case your capabilities in this area are legendary and you don't tire, be spanking the little bro from tide up to tide down..)

Just don't kick someone in the feels too much. You need to inspire and pick them back up before you push them down again so it's a constant rollercoaster of emotions.

grimlock · 06-08-2016, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Is that a box of fleshlights? May I borrow one? For science?

IND branded fleshlights.. someone call NKC

Axius · 06-08-2016, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

IND branded fleshlights.. someone call NKC

Me no know what IND is. I'm just a poseur that drives a shit BMW because too poor for mods other than Plastidip and stickers.

grimlock · 06-08-2016, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Just don't kick someone in the feels too much. You need to inspire and pick them back up before you push them down again so it's a constant rollercoaster of emotions.

like this?

///M Power-Belgium · 06-08-2016, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

first they came for the 13yrs olds.. then now the 3yr olds

The younger the stronger the urinary stream ...

///M Power-Belgium · 06-08-2016, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Me no know what IND is. I'm just a poseur that drives a shit BMW because too poor for mods other than Plastidip and stickers.

And the 612 ?

Axius · 06-08-2016, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

And the 612 ?

Same thing, piece of shit, never moves. Hell sometimes I feel like it doesn't even exist.

grimlock · 06-08-2016, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

The younger the stronger the urinary stream ...

ofcourse, have u seen baby penises.. they are not proportional!

M3 Number 86 · 06-08-2016, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Blow their minds with SUMIF(S) or ADDRESS functions... Muhahahaha.

I remember showing some idiot how to break fully condensed addresses into multiple fields using a long formula consisting of find (to get the comma) and a serious of if conditionals and len's to separate into street, city, st, zip. Noobs.

If you have specific address text patterns you can combo with concat,mid,find, and len if needed. No need for long formulas.

Or better yet - text to columns LOL

jtodd_fl · 06-08-2016, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

If you have specific address text patterns you can combo with concat,mid,find, and len if needed. No need for long formulas.

Or better yet - text to columns LOL

I did use mid, find and len. Don't think I used concat. This was a long time ago... but the equation was still long. Text to Columns, eh?

///M Power-Belgium · 06-08-2016, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

ofcourse, have u seen baby penises.. they are not proportional!

I was actually an exception...I'm born big !

M3 Number 86 · 06-08-2016, 02:24 PM

Amateurs. Have you seen how Japan does it?

Drawn on iPhone lol

M3 Number 86 · 06-08-2016, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

If you have specific address text patterns you can combo with concat,mid,find, and len if needed. No need for long formulas.

Or better yet - text to columns LOL

I did use mid, find and len. Don't think I used concat. This was a long time ago... but the equation was still long. Text to Columns, eh?

Tab or whatever delimited lol

Freaking old ass database systems need this when the damn dataset comes out as a string. Smh. Lol

Axius · 06-08-2016, 02:26 PM

Two girls one cup is my homepage. Makes me want to go get soft serve ice cream every time.

M3 Number 86 · 06-08-2016, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Oh god, an hlookup would make them forget everything they know. I blew their minds when I created a spreadsheet to track our prepaids. All I did was literally write one IF statement.

Blow their minds with SUMIF(S) or ADDRESS functions... Muhahahaha.

Dude subtotal(109)

Holy shit only visible cells! WOW!!

M3 Number 86 · 06-08-2016, 02:28 PM

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Two girls one cup is my homepage. Makes me want to go get soft serve ice cream every time.

I would say more comparable to froyo because bacteria.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-08-2016, 02:29 PM

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Amateurs. Have you seen how Japan does it?

Drawn on iPhone lol

I'm not surprised..

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