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      03-05-2021, 03:53 PM   #30581
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I remember that little tracker. Reality of it was they missed the dot on mine between transport and arrival in Hueneme that should have read "Massive hurricane, your shit's going to sit at sea for a while."
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I remember that little tracker. Reality of it was they missed the dot on mine between transport and arrival in Hueneme that should have read "Massive hurricane, your shit's going to sit at sea for a while."
I swear there's a dot that's missing "MAKE THIS FVCKER WAIT UNTIL HE GOES BATSHIT CRAZY"
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      03-05-2021, 05:00 PM   #30586
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...I mean, isn't that half the fun of working from home?
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What, am I the only person who cracks a bottle open at 9am on a Tuesday?...
About an hour late...

08:00 when you got the Morning Watch
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      03-05-2021, 09:10 PM   #30597
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I don't want to get political... but that's NOT a BMW motorcycle
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Nice exhaust.
Just catching up here, but... Smile? Motorcycle? Exhaust? Huh?
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Nice exhaust.
Just catching up here, but... Smile? Motorcycle? Exhaust? Huh?
lol...

I was being satirical about pointing out that the motorcycle in this pic is not a BMW but it has a BMW plate photoshopped on it, in an attempt to poke fun at the individuals seemingly getting upset and serious in a thread generated to facilitate humor.

The joke outlined in the original meme is to poke fun at the fact that the pic is focused on a very attractive female's "assets"... but discreetly draws attention to the smile in her right rear view mirror, which the pic neglected to focus on.

I hope this provided the clarification or updates you were seeking!
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Wait, what? Not Batman!
Holy batfuck, my favourite superhero of all time is a misogynistic chauvinist. Who woulda thunk it.

I’ll have to whine and complain!
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