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      03-03-2021, 08:50 AM   #30449
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Skeet shooting in Canada eh.

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True. They are very quiet after I get the tweezers and magnifying glass out of my pockets and advise them that catheters come in various sizes.

I'm not quite sure what I would use for you though...But electron microscope came to mind.

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Skeet shooting in Canada eh.

Looks fun. Tried skeet shooting once. Friend threw up 2 clays and took 1 shot...no clays to be seen again. Yes, I know...very lucky but it did impress the girl that was with me...yada yada yada yada yada yada ya.
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True. They are very quiet after I get the tweezers and magnifying glass out of my pockets and advise them that catheters come in various sizes.

I'm not quite sure what I would use for you though...But electron microscope came to mind.

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True. They are very quiet after I get the tweezers and magnifying glass out of my pockets and advise them that catheters come in various sizes.

I'm not quite sure what I would use for you though...But electron microscope came to mind.

~Nurse Ratched's School of Nursing.
An electron microscope?

You'll need something way more powerful than that.
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Skeet shooting in Canada eh.

I gave up shooting skeet after I was thoroughly thrashed by a friend of mine. We were on his 40' yacht in less than flat water (about a 2' gentle swell). I was using a 12ga pump and he was using a .30-30! Yes, a lever-action rifle. He shot 91% with a fucking rifle! I shot 76% and thought I was doing pretty good.
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Skeet shooting in Canada eh.

I gave up shooting skeet after I was thoroughly thrashed by a friend of mine. We were on his 40' yacht in less than flat water (about a 2' gentle swell). I was using a 12ga pump and he was using a .30-30! Yes, a lever-action rifle. He shot 91% with a fucking rifle! I shot 76% and thought I was doing pretty good.
I use to shoot trap competitively with a 97 to 98 out of 100 average. I can't even imagine trying to do that with a lever action!
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I use to shoot trap competitively with a 97 to 98 out of 100 average. I can't even imagine trying to do that with a lever action!
And don't forget we were on a boat that was bobbing around, albeit gently. It was still moving up and down though. I'm pretty sure that's what was throwing me off so much. I used to be a solid 90% shooter back then.
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This is where I become the ruiner. I get paid to reverse engineer pretty much everything.....and I watch a lot of crime/murder shows.

First, no sliding of the hand imprints? Especially with no forward and/or backward movement? Considering these hands were used for stability/anchor points, there should be disturbances in the snow surrounding the hand prints.

Number B. No foot prints leading up to the foot prints embedded in the fresh snow? Also no disturbance of surrounding snow here. This is where the most snow should be disturbed. Didn't move their feet, either of them, during the entire act?

Thirdly, I highly doubt that The Penguin would be able to achieve such a feat due to nothing more than the inability to...."reach his intended destination" because of his short stature. Yes, it had to be The Penguin.....who the hell would take a stance like that unless......yes, the picture is fake; therefore after the set up, it was indeed a very short story.
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This is where I become the ruiner. I get paid to reverse engineer pretty much everything.....and I watch a lot of crime/murder shows.
You think too much...Those are a man's hand print. The small foot prints were made by a midget male. The distance between both sets of footprints indicates that the perp endowment was at one point employed in the porn industry. The lack of fwr/bwr movement is due to the fact that Tiny Tim's butt was clearly up in the air due to his small stature and the table was only there for support.

You should watch Joe Kenda.
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This is where I become the ruiner. I get paid to reverse engineer pretty much everything.....and I watch a lot of crime/murder shows.

First, no sliding of the hand imprints? Especially with no forward and/or backward movement? Considering these hands were used for stability/anchor points, there should be disturbances in the snow surrounding the hand prints.

Number B. No foot prints leading up to the foot prints embedded in the fresh snow? Also no disturbance of surrounding snow here. This is where the most snow should be disturbed. Didn't move their feet, either of them, during the entire act?

Thirdly, I highly doubt that The Penguin would be able to achieve such a feat due to nothing more than the inability to...."reach his intended destination" because of his short stature. Yes, it had to be The Penguin.....who the hell would take a stance like that unless......yes, the picture is fake; therefore after the set up, it was indeed a very short story.
a true professional..to the untrained eye like mine it is a sex scene..to the trained eye it is a crime scene.
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I use to shoot trap competitively with a 97 to 98 out of 100 average. I can't even imagine trying to do that with a lever action!
I average about 21/25 per round.

But I can do that with a Beretta A300, Remington 870, or Benelli M4...
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a true professional..to the untrained eye like mine it is a sex scene..to the trained eye it is a crime scene.
Sodomy was still illegal in 15 states the last time I checked.....
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a true professional..to the untrained eye like mine it is a sex scene..to the trained eye it is a crime scene.
Sodomy was still illegal in 15 states the last time I checked.....
gosh as an occasional perpetrator will they send me to jail in the states will my mrs be safe from jail term as a reluctant accomplice to the crime.
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