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jtodd_fl · 06-05-2016, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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I helicoptered at my prom - on the dance floor and back at the hotel room. Thank God there were no digital cameras back then.

Is that a variation of motor boating

Something like that. Just don't google it. Also did a fair bit of motorboating if memory serves.

Mike. · 06-05-2016, 01:13 PM

so was she on the bottom and while inserted you held yourself over here and rotated like a propeller?

///M Power-Belgium · 06-05-2016, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

so was she on the bottom and while inserted you held yourself over here and rotated like a propeller?

Mike ,I saw a short Japanese porn video , and the guy was able to do the propeller position.
Need to say it looked hilarious ...

Mike. · 06-05-2016, 01:30 PM

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Mike ,I saw a short Japanese porn video , and the guy was able to do the propeller position.
Need to say it looked hilarious ...

no way?! really? hahahahah!!!!

///M Power-Belgium · 06-05-2016, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

no way?! really? hahahahah!!!!

I can post link , but my mind says don't do it Philippe

I want to keep access on OT ....

RJ_ · 06-05-2016, 01:40 PM

Damn OT, everyone got booty on the brain today.

Aatish · 06-05-2016, 01:48 PM

The faculty at my school was against us driving to the actual venue for prom. Instead, we had he choice of taking charter busses or school busses.

I was cool with all the faculty, thanks to my IT position as a student, so I tried to get an exception. That didn't work.

Tickets were roughly $230 a stub. I said fuck that and didn't go. Ended driving to the venue with my friend. Watched everyone step out of the school busses in their dresses and suits. Then I went and had a nice dinner at Ditka's as well as did some questionable behavior with my Jetta at that time.

jtodd_fl · 06-05-2016, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

The faculty at my school was against us driving to the actual venue for prom. Instead, we had he choice of taking charter busses or school busses.

I was cool with all the faculty, thanks to my IT position as a student, so I tried to get an exception. That didn't work.

Tickets were roughly $230 a stub. I said fuck that and didn't go. Ended driving to the venue with my friend. Watched everyone step out of the school busses in their dresses and suits. Then I went and had a nice dinner at Ditka's as well as did some questionable behavior with my Jetta at that time.

Just being in a Jetta is questionable. (Keep lobbing up the softballs. Aatish ). My questionable prom night behavior happened at the venue and at the hotel afterward. But this was so long ago, I think I got a sundial as a graduation present.

Mike. · 06-05-2016, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

The faculty at my school was against us driving to the actual venue for prom. Instead, we had he choice of taking charter busses or school busses.

I was cool with all the faculty, thanks to my IT position as a student, so I tried to get an exception. That didn't work.

Tickets were roughly $230 a stub. I said fuck that and didn't go. Ended driving to the venue with my friend. Watched everyone step out of the school busses in their dresses and suits. Then I went and had a nice dinner at Ditka's as well as did some questionable behavior with my Jetta at that time.

Yeah my school did the school bus crap because everyone was going drunk and this was their way to stop that. Once you step out of the bus, you were breathalyzed.

Mr Tonka · 06-05-2016, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I helicoptered at my prom - on the dance floor and back at the hotel room. Thank God there were no digital cameras back then.

I helicoptered today. Bout 30 min ago actually.

RJ_ · 06-05-2016, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick.

A true ladies man.

Aatish · 06-05-2016, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by Aatish

The faculty at my school was against us driving to the actual venue for prom. Instead, we had he choice of taking charter busses or school busses.

I was cool with all the faculty, thanks to my IT position as a student, so I tried to get an exception. That didn't work.

Tickets were roughly $230 a stub. I said fuck that and didn't go. Ended driving to the venue with my friend. Watched everyone step out of the school busses in their dresses and suits. Then I went and had a nice dinner at Ditka's as well as did some questionable behavior with my Jetta at that time.

Just being in a Jetta is questionable. (Keep lobbing up the softballs. Aatish ). My questionable prom night behavior happened at the venue and at the hotel afterward. But this was so long ago, I think I got a sundial as a graduation present.

From what I heard, the prom itself wasn't that bad. Venue was the museum of science and industry.

The Jetta was better than the A6. That Audi was a boring 50,000 miles.

Aatish · 06-05-2016, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

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Originally Posted by Aatish

The faculty at my school was against us driving to the actual venue for prom. Instead, we had he choice of taking charter busses or school busses.

I was cool with all the faculty, thanks to my IT position as a student, so I tried to get an exception. That didn't work.

Tickets were roughly $230 a stub. I said fuck that and didn't go. Ended driving to the venue with my friend. Watched everyone step out of the school busses in their dresses and suits. Then I went and had a nice dinner at Ditka's as well as did some questionable behavior with my Jetta at that time.

Yeah my school did the school bus crap because everyone was going drunk and this was their way to stop that. Once you step out of the bus, you were breathalyzed.

Kids brought flasks and "water". No one really cares, just didn't want anyone crashing on the way to/from. Supposedly one of the bus drivers was sloshed.

Mr Tonka · 06-05-2016, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick.

A true ladies man.

The trick is to do it while in at half mast. But if Biorin is right, you'll probably have to be balls deep for any kind of effect.

jtodd_fl · 06-05-2016, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

The trick is to do it while in at half mast. But I'd Biorin is right, you'll probably have to be balls deep for any kind of effect.

Balls "deep"...

Mr Tonka · 06-05-2016, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Balls "deep"...

To clarify, to the "balls" is deep for some and not so much for others.

EALm4 · 06-05-2016, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

To clarify, to the "balls" is deep for some and not so much for others.

lol

ASBSECU E93 · 06-05-2016, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Balls "deep"...

To clarify, to the "balls" is deep for some and not so much for others.

Tru Dat!!

Some play with a sand wedge, others hit the driver.....ALL THE TIME

Aatish · 06-05-2016, 08:30 PM

A friend of mine just cancelled his trip to Chicago because he read the NY Times piece on the memorial day shootings. Guy's a diehard New Yorker.

Do people really have that negative of a view on Chicago?

Mike. · 06-05-2016, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

A friend of mine just cancelled his trip to Chicago because he read the NY Times piece on the memorial day shootings. Guy's a diehard New Yorker.

Do people really have that negative of a view on Chicago?

Just D. Rose's knees dude

Aatish · 06-05-2016, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Just D. Rose's knees dude

Fuck that guy. Almost as big of a disappointment as Cutler.

bimmette · 06-05-2016, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

A friend of mine just cancelled his trip to Chicago because he read the NY Times piece on the memorial day shootings. Guy's a diehard New Yorker.

Do people really have that negative of a view on Chicago?

No, your friend is lame.

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