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      10-22-2007, 02:46 PM   #2993
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So youre telling me im gonna be hating life soon? This damn thing is huge!
hahaha yeah. They'd make a killing if they were open late, after the bars close!
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Bass please, tall, wet and cold! Just like my women!
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A tall beer is only about 14" tall. You're covered!
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tall?
Short is much better.
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Short is much better.
Im like a midget
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hahaha yeah. They'd make a killing if they were open late, after the bars close!
I ate the entire thing. I was hungry!


HELL YES! post 3000.
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Im like a midget
Sexy knows no height restrictions......
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Chipotle? I used to love that place, until I realized I was eating a 1200 calorie burrito! It's owned by McDonalds, and all beef/ chicken is cooked in bacon grease!
omg, i never knew it was that many calories, no more chipotle for me...
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Im like a midget
Not even close miss 5'4". My favorite-ist cheer girl was 4'11".
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Not even close miss 5'4". My favorite-ist cheer girl was 4'11".
Smooth one Parker...........smooth as ice.
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omg, i never knew it was that many calories, no more chipotle for me...
I just ate the entire thing. Im not a big guy either, 6 foot 170 pounds. I can already feel my stomach curling up. Its gonna be a rough afternoon.
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Ok boys and girls, the gym is calling. See you in a bit.........we hit 3000!!!!
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Ima midget on my knees!
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Ima midget on my knees!
as long as the top of your head is flat. Hard to balance a beer on a round head!
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Short is much better.
Actually, sexy knows no height. It's all about flexability. The 4'11" gymnast is the title holder to date!
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HELL YES! post 3000.
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