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      06-02-2016, 01:07 PM   #29965
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Just got an amber alert.

I guess they send these out when ever ASBSECU E93 comes to FL.

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I guess they send these out when ever ASBSECU E93 comes to FL.

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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      06-02-2016, 01:12 PM   #29967
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This. You might be able to pull off some surprise butt secks too.



Think about how that thing would sound as it's passing you on the track. All pissed off and shit.

I need one.
It probably sounds like a tie fighter...like how all S85s sound, haha.

Just got a Pure Stage 2 turbo...hopefully will get it installed this month - or whenever it gets in.

Can't wait - 500whp+ in the little 235 will be fun.
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It probably sounds like a tie fighter...like how all S85s sound, haha.

Just got a Pure Stage 2 turbo...hopefully will get it installed this month - or whenever it gets in.

Can't wait - 500whp+ in the little 235 will be fun.
500 rwhp and still slower than me around a track



In all seriousness, that thing is going to be a rocket. Vids when you get it installed. By the way, what does it cost to upgrade the turbo on these cars? I'm almost afraid to hear the answer.
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So much win in this pic...

Ummmm, that's my car.










J/K...the owner obviously likes it so....
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500 rwhp and still slower than me around a track



In all seriousness, that thing is going to be a rocket. Vids when you get it installed. By the way, what does it cost to upgrade the turbo on these cars? I'm almost afraid to hear the answer.

Thanks!

This thing is gonna be quick... The turbo itself is about $2800 with the necessary ancillary bits, the install is gonna be another $1500. And I've already got the FBO setup to support the big turbo.

Totally will post pics and vids when it's done. Hopefully can do some roll races. Watching those NFZ vids...the big turbo M235is are taking out some serious rides.
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      06-02-2016, 09:28 PM   #29975
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      06-03-2016, 06:37 AM   #29977
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Just got an amber alert.

I guess they send these out when ever ASBSECU E93 comes to FL.

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Passing Gainesville FL - Gators sux!!
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Just got an amber alert.

I guess they send these out when ever ASBSECU E93 comes to FL.

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Passing Gainesville FL - Gators sux!!
Woot. Only 6 more hours to go. Heh. FL be long!
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Good morning.

My apologies if my presence was needed yesterday. I had to visit a few job sites all day in West Virginia (yes I am still alive). Got some hands-on with the folks whose field work I coordinate daily. It was cool.
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Good morning.

My apologies if my presence was needed yesterday. I had to visit a few job sites all day in West Virginia (yes I am still alive). Got some hands-on with the folks whose field work I coordinate daily. It was cool.
That's awesome. Great when the REMFs get to see what the front lines are really doing!

What kind of work do you manage/coordinate?

Any aha moments or big surprises you saw IRL vs. on paper?
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That's awesome. Great when the REMFs get to see what the front lines are really doing!

What kind of work do you manage/coordinate?

Any aha moments or big surprises you saw IRL vs. on paper?
Morning Dad!

Well, it's an analyst/project manager telecommunications corporate construction division role, what I do is inventory management and regional staffing for various construction contractors that do digging and tech installs for FTTP, FTTU, multi/single dwelling unit jobs, line repairs, plant maintenance, etc.; basically anything to do with COAX and fiber optics logistics.

I actually just met some super hillbilly white folks who were blacker than I was, and some Spanish dudes digging to lay some cables outside skilled nursing facility we are contracted with. I mostly deal with materials and hardware budgeting, management, stuff like that. It was nice to get my boots dirty! I miss my blue collar interactions, fucking white collar snobs can eat dick.
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Just got an amber alert.

I guess they send these out when ever ASBSECU E93 comes to FL.

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Passing Gainesville FL - Gators sux!!
Woot. Only 6 more hours to go. Heh. FL be long!
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FL = Long
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FL = Long
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Wait.... How far down are you going?

Duh: I thought you said Jacksonville, not Gainesville. Either way... I think it is still 4.5 from Gainesville, no?
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Morning Dad!

Well, it's an analyst/project manager telecommunications corporate construction division role, what I do is inventory management and regional staffing for various construction contractors that do digging and tech installs for FTTP, FTTU, multi/single dwelling unit jobs, line repairs, plant maintenance, etc.; basically anything to do with COAX and fiber optics logistics.

I actually just met some super hillbilly white folks who were blacker than I was, and some Spanish dudes digging to lay some cables outside skilled nursing facility we are contracted with. I mostly deal with materials and hardware budgeting, management, stuff like that. It was nice to get my boots dirty! I miss my blue collar interactions, fucking white collar snobs can eat dick.
It's good to be in the field as much as possible. It keeps you sharp and in touch. I loved dragging chair-borne, REMFs to spend a day or two in front of th customers...it kept them honest.

You will get mad respect hanging with field and other support personnel...they really appreciate it and they have your back once they trust you.

Great job!!
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Nah - 3

FL = Long
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Wait.... How far down are you going?

Duh: I thought you said Jacksonville, not Gainesville. Either way... I think it is still 4.5 from Gainesville, no?
GPS and my right foot have the ETA in 3

Sarasota (Lido Key) is the final destination.
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Sarasota (Lido Key) is the final destination.
Didn't know you reached retirement age already...

Edit: Also, avoid any logging trucks on your trip.

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