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      06-30-2016, 12:25 PM   #2927
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As crazy as it sounds, I've never been interested in nutting on a girl's face. It feels pretty demeaning, to say the least..


..where it belongs is in her stomach, obviously.



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Agreed. I guess I'm just a caring person. Your life partner should be the source of joy and excitement, and I'm sure she'd be pleased to know that's one of the many things she does for you, more so when she feels like the input is of a mutual volume.
As am I, but if you're too caring it's like wearing a sign that says take advantage of me. Learned that the hard way, but it was a lesson well learned. You can still have joy and excitement, just don't be a doormat.
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Making out after oral creampie whaaaaat that how they do it in India?


You're still going to India with me.
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      06-30-2016, 12:27 PM   #2929
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As am I, but if you're too caring it's like wearing a sign that says take advantage of me. Learned that the hard way, but it was a lesson well learned. You can still have joy and excitement, just don't be a doormat.
I gotchu bru. *brufist*
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      06-30-2016, 12:28 PM   #2930
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But on a serious note. I don't like upsetting people...too much. If I broke a girls heart, I would not be able to live with myself. Yeah, I play around a bit here and there, but I never get too serious unless there are equal parts of commitment from both end.

I've been burned before. It sucks. I wouldn't want it to happen to someone else.
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Verbiage I texted you Mr Bostons photos. Answer my text!!
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Making out after oral creampie whaaaaat that how they do it in India?


Actually, they like it raw and down under. You have to watch out for hair though.
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      06-30-2016, 12:32 PM   #2933
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Pass. No eyelashes.
Lol. But she's got everything else dialed-in body-wise.

Maybe needs some eyebrow threading/waxing.
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Too chunky
I should ask what you think of Nia lol
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Verbiage I texted you Mr Bostons photos. Answer my text!!
I texted you like a week ago and you never responded Sara
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But on a serious note. I don't like upsetting people...too much. If I broke a girls heart, I would not be able to live with myself. Yeah, I play around a bit here and there, but I never get too serious unless there are equal parts of commitment from both end.

I've been burned before. It sucks. I wouldn't want it to happen to someone else.
I made a girl cry at work apparently. I don't like upsetting people either, but sometimes you just have be up front and brutally honest. They'll get over it eventually.
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So...how much is your dowry?
F12 TDF.
Pick a different f'ing car... Everyone around here knows that's my dowry requirement... Not enough of them to go around... Sorry...
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So...how much is your dowry?
F12 TDF.
Pick a different f'ing car... Everyone around here knows that's my dowry requirement... Not enough of them to go around... Sorry...
Ok. Just the F12. You can have the "special" one.
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I texted you like a week ago and you never responded Sara
Who is this?
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Verbiage I texted you Mr Bostons photos. Answer my text!!
I responded.
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I made a girl cry at work apparently. I don't like upsetting people either, but sometimes you just have be up front and brutally honest. They'll get over it eventually.
Sometimes it needs to be done, I completely agree on that. But, getting into a situation, where that becomes a viable option, takes time and commitment. Maybe it's the investor in me talking, but I wouldn't get too serious into something unless it were to pay off in the future.

Also, girls hold grudges. They might say they don't, but deep down they do. I know this too well lol.
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I texted you like a week ago and you never responded Sara
Who is this?
Guy from Starbucks with 8" wiener

You were so interested, #whathappened
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I responded.
On an ugly scale from 1 to 10....
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But on a serious note. I don't like upsetting people...too much. If I broke a girls heart, I would not be able to live with myself. Yeah, I play around a bit here and there, but I never get too serious unless there are equal parts of commitment from both end.

I've been burned before. It sucks. I wouldn't want it to happen to someone else.
You and me both, brother.
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On an ugly scale from 1 to 10....
Lol on an ugly scale, probably only a 2-3. Sara doesn't tend to go for the burn victims.
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Sometimes it needs to be done, I completely agree on that. But, getting into a situation, where that becomes a viable option, takes time and commitment. Maybe it's the investor in me talking, but I wouldn't get too serious into something unless it were to pay off in the future.

Also, girls hold grudges. They might say they don't, but deep down they do. I know this too well lol.
You think a lot. No such thing as getting serious other than getting serious tail. Who really wants to spend the rest of their life with one person? That's so 1920's.

You're damn right they hold grudges, because they're emotional beings and think everything has an ulterior meaning and can't let things go.
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