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      06-30-2016, 11:50 AM   #2905
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      06-30-2016, 11:50 AM   #2906
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Went to a bar for like 2 hrs then got gelato after. Walked her to her car and she hugged me and wouldn't let go lol. She's a teacher and loves children...strong maternal instinct, love it.

I shit you not, she is a 100% perfect female replica of myself haha. Same sense of humor, same jokes, same sort of conversation and goofiness...really weird to be honest

This weekend were watching the fireworks on base. Please please, if there's a God out there, I beg you...please don't let me find out this girl has an ocean vagina...
Sounds like you guys had a good time, props to you brother, keep it going strong. If she does have an ocean vagina, better bring the U.S. Nimitz Class.


Bold part made me laugh because if I found someone like that, it'd be a walking shit show.
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      06-30-2016, 11:56 AM   #2908
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That moment, when you only have a 458 Spider....
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That moment, when you only have a 458 Spider....
Lol you fail at life.


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      06-30-2016, 12:07 PM   #2910
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So...whatchu doing Friday night?
I think you're confused. You would have to provide the F12.
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All the girls at work are hideous.


This could be considered a good thing, since I've gotten in trouble before for receiving attention from women at work while dating one.
Oh dude I had a complete affair going on at one point.
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That moment, when you only have a 458 Spider....
I mean let's not let minor details get in the way of true love and happily ever after.
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Oh dude I had a complete affair going on at one point.
Same. Not wishing to enter those waters again.


As odd as it may seem, I don't enjoy breaking hearts. I've gotten much better, my early 20's were really bad. I just didn't give a fuck about anything. Better late than never, I suppose.
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Oh dude I had a complete affair going on at one point.
Same. Not wishing to enter those waters again.


As odd as it may seem, I don't enjoy breaking hearts. I've gotten much better, my early 20's were really bad. I just didn't give a fuck about anything. Better late than never, I suppose.
Trust me, there are guys well into their thirties that have no issue with completely ruining a woman's life for their personal gain.
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Trust me, there are guys well into their thirties that have no issue with completely ruining a woman's life for their personal gain.
Yeah. Thing is, I really enjoy the company and companionship of an ambitious, giving person. I generally put everything I've got into a relationship, so obviously when the same isn't returned I get frustrated. Half the time, that's partly what initiated the sticky situations.
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...partly what initiated the sticky situations.
You mean the facials, right?
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Yeah. Thing is, I really enjoy the company and companionship of an ambitious, giving person. I generally put everything I've got into a relationship, so obviously when the same isn't returned I get frustrated. Half the time, that's partly what initiated the sticky situations.
When it's not returned it turns into resentment. I've learned not to put everything into a relationship, but just enough to keep the wheels spinning.
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You mean the facials, right?
As crazy as it sounds, I've never been interested in nutting on a girl's face. It feels pretty demeaning, to say the least..


..where it belongs is in her stomach, obviously.



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Yeah. Thing is, I really enjoy the company and companionship of an ambitious, giving person. I generally put everything I've got into a relationship, so obviously when the same isn't returned I get frustrated. Half the time, that's partly what initiated the sticky situations.
That is the problem. People don't want to be alone so they seek solace elsewhere. Instead, they should walk away and find someone that fulfills their needs. But hey I guess that's too much to ask of a person. God forbid, you show someone some respect and do right by them. I guess it's easier for someone to be a coward. Not saying you are. Those people know who they are.
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When it's not returned it turns into resentment. I've learned not to put everything into a relationship, but just enough to keep the wheels spinning.
Agreed. I guess I'm just a caring person. Your life partner should be the source of joy and excitement, and I'm sure she'd be pleased to know that's one of the many things she does for you, more so when she feels like the input is of a mutual volume.
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That is the problem. People don't want to be alone so they seek solace elsewhere. Instead, they should walk away and find someone that fulfills their needs. But hey I guess that's too much to ask of a person. God forbid, you show someone some respect and do right by them. I guess it's easier for someone to be a coward. Not saying you are. Those people know who they are.








































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You mean the facials, right?
As crazy as it sounds, I've never been interested in nutting on a girl's face. It feels pretty demeaning, to say the least..


..where it belongs is in her stomach, obviously.



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Making out after oral creampie whaaaaat that how they do it in India?


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Disgusting!!!!
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