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O.M.G. Murf993 That is scary!! Not sure if MKSixer can top this...
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Nice handbag...not sure im allowed to say anything else for fear of getting banned.
If nothing else to protect your own reputation, leave it at that!
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O.M.G. Murf993 That is scary!! Not sure if MKSixer can top this...
I'm petrified.

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Nice handbag...not sure im allowed to say anything else for fear of getting banned.
Stunned silence is the only response.

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It's like vomit, you just have to look.
Stop insulting Vomitus. It isn't a kind thing to do.

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I appreciate your confidence, Good Sir. At some point you have to recognize your own limitations and know when you are beat.

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If nothing else to protect your own reputation, leave it at that!
We need to protect eyesight from this horror.
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      10-24-2020, 07:59 PM   #28802
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I'm petrified.



Stunned silence is the only response.



Stop insulting Vomitus. It isn't a kind thing to do.



I appreciate your confidence, Good Sir. At some point you have to recognize your own limitations and know when you are beat.



We need to protect eyesight from this horror.
So the pic was more to appease kscarrol and his hand fascination, and the vomit comment was just one of the many things we would say at work when confronted with the grotesque.....it's like vomit, you just have to look.

I wasn't throwing down the gauntlet but if you feel the need than you know my position on it....
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I'm just going to put this here for my friend kscarrol....it's not just the hands......
Once in a great while a person has a moment when they have to simply recognize their own limitations and admit defeat. Now is such a moment. Since time began (2015), I've been recognized as the undisputed king of Educational posts...strictly designed to help edify the knowledge base of my fellow BP-OT fiends um, friends. From my first Educational post of feet in need of medical attention, transitioning to the necessity of preventing the dangers of STDs, and finally...my crowning achievement: Prancercise to help people exercise and maintain their health. I have ever been a stalwart believer of spreading education to the masses.

This photo, however, is something else. I have no response. I gladly relinquish my crown to you, Good Sir. You are now the new King.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

The King is Dead, Long Live the King.
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Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

The King is Dead, Long Live the King.
Don't fret, while truly grotesque, I'm not sure it rises to a level requiring you to abdicate.
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Once in a great while a person has a moment when they have to simply recognize their own limitations and admit defeat. Now is such a moment. Since time began (2015), I've been recognized as the undisputed king of Educational posts...strictly designed to help edify the knowledge base of my fellow BP-OT fiends um, friends. From my first Educational post of feet in need of medical attention, transitioning to the necessity of preventing the dangers of STDs, and finally...my crowning achievement: Prancercise to help people exercise and maintain their health. I have ever been a stalwart believer of spreading education to the masses.

This photo, however, is something else. I have no response. I gladly relinquish my crown to you, Good Sir. You are now the new King.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

The King is Dead, Long Live the King.
I'm not worthy.....I have to say though that I am a sick man, I can't stop looking at this picture and it makes me giggle like a school girl.....
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Don't fret, while truly grotesque, I'm not sure it rises to a level requiring you to abdicate.
Agreed, I could get out my hard drive and post some great crime scene photos that although shocking don't have the same style and finesse you bring to the group.
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I'm not worthy.....I have to say though that I am a sick man, I can't stop looking at this picture and it makes me giggle like a school girl.....
It's a straight up, retina burning horror show. Got any more?
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...I can't stop looking at this picture and it makes me giggle like a school girl.....
I have to honestly say I hope this is a bad photoshop job because if not...
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Don't fret, while truly grotesque, I'm not sure it rises to a level requiring you to abdicate.
You're a gentleman and a scowler, sir.

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Agreed, I could get out my hard drive and post some great crime scene photos that although shocking don't have the same style and finesse you bring to the group.
Crime photos are a different animal. And not in a good way.
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I have to honestly say I hope this is a bad photoshop job because if not...
It would be worse because if so...that means there is some sick fuq that imagined the horror and decided to visit it upon the world.
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It's a straight up, retina burning horror show. Got any more?
I could tell you some great stories about when I worked in the gay village in Toronto....30+ years of policing didn't affect me at all....
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I could tell you some great stories about when I worked in the gay village in Toronto....30+ years of policing didn't affect me at all....
Over cigars and Scotch!!
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Over cigars and Scotch!!
Well if Murf993 would ever get his butt back down to NOLA we could do this!!
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Well if Murf993 would ever get his butt back down to NOLA we could do this!!
Absolutely!!
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Over cigars and Scotch!!
Absolutely. I used to love to take my brand new trainee's down to the stroll for a little introduction to policing.
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You are all some SICK fuqs

When is this NOLA thing???


I can imagine the prance, even that item growing roots into the ground. But that one crime scene I saw where knee joints just folded under gravity, I just can't unsee. That when I put in the paperwork to be management/ CONFIDENTIAL
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This deserves to be here as well as in the F1 memes.
This should have happened two years ago... Good for Haas!
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I'm just going to put this here for my friend kscarrol....it's not just the hands......
It's hard to believe that that won the decathlon in 1976... Once, the world's greatest athlete; now, a constant joke on South Park...
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