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      05-24-2016, 07:14 PM   #2861
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I'll take that too. I could have fenced, but instead, I decided to be straight.
But you figure skated instead?
Band bro. Fear my manliness.
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Band bro. Fear my manliness.
Omg. I'm speechless. Like, "one time, at band camp, JTodd experimented with dudes..." Band?

Or band like you were IN a band (< the number of members of Chicago)?
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Band bro. Fear my manliness.
Omg. I'm speechless. Like, "one time, at band camp, JTodd experimented with dudes..." Band?

Or band like you were IN a band (< the number of members of Chicago)?
Actual photo of me from High School. Allegedly. I was a ladykiller.
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The phallic nature of the clarinet as lovingly caressed by his squishy hands is the reason that this pic is something special. #togheytobelieve
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The phallic nature of the clarinet as lovingly caressed by his squishy hands is the reason that this pic is something special. #togheytobelieve
I played the clarinet in band
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In your hands the clarinet takes on an entirely different meaning. #muchbetter
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Actual photo of me from High School. Allegedly. I was a ladykiller.
Holy shit. Weren't you on Eight is Enough?

Edit: BTW, that quote is just scary. Did manhood involve touching manhood from other men (i.e. Band camp directors and Uncles)?
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The phallic nature of the clarinet as lovingly caressed by his squishy hands is the reason that this pic is something special. #togheytobelieve
My boy JTodd likes to wet the reed of woodwinds.
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I played the clarinet in band
I would've rather imagined the flute instead.
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I would've rather imagined the flute instead.
Is that because you're used to smaller....things?
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Is that because you're used to smaller....things?
Yeah, i think he grew up playing the recorder.
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Is that because you're used to smaller....things?
Yeah, in the anus.

For real, it's because if you've seen a clarinet, you wouldn't want to have the mouthpiece go anywhere near a non-oral human orifice...the reed and the clamps would just tear tissue up like a cheese grater. Not a good image.
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Yeah, i think he grew up playing the recorder.
How did you know? You play the whistle still right? Or is it the piccolo?
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How did you know? You play the whistle still right? Or is it the piccolo?
Wait, wait, wait... i may be mistaken but isn't this a conversation between an asian man and a black man?
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Wait, wait, wait... i may be mistaken but isn't this a conversation between an asian man and a black man?
PoorLurker is Black?
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PoorLurker is Black?
I thought he was Asian.
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I thought he was Asian.
I'm playin.
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I thought he was Asian.
Blackinese?
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Actual photo of me from High School. Allegedly. I was a ladykiller.
Holy shit. Weren't you on Eight is Enough?

Edit: BTW, that quote is just scary. Did manhood involve touching manhood from other men (i.e. Band camp directors and Uncles)?
So close dude, but is actually far worse. You came out (a man) cuz you came in children. Duh.
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So close dude, but is actually far worse. You came out (a man) cuz you came in children. Duh.
Uhhhhh....JTodd! You took it too far bro!!!!!

I like it. You funny guy.

Nice Skunky avatar, bitch!
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