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I think they should build a blown wienermobile that does wheel stands. Picture that in your warped minds.....
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01-10-2020, 08:41 AM | #2866 |
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01-10-2020, 04:50 PM | #2867 |
I can haz cheezburger?
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01-10-2020, 09:11 PM | #2869 |
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Left a nice-ish Italian restaurant tonight mid-meal because a couple got seated next to us and one of them had taken a bath in Patchouli, which I can't stand. Couldn't tell if it was him or her, or maybe both. Wifey and I looked at each other and silently agreed to get take out boxes and leave. Shame, too. I was about to grab another glass of wine and continue enjoying my meal. How da fuq can anyone wear that much cologne/perfume and not know it's gagging people around them? We noticed the couple on the other side of them left at the same time.
Then we got outside to find some dickhead parked a Jeep 3 inches from my passenger side door. Probably the stinky idiots.
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01-12-2020, 03:47 AM | #2872 |
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Another confession. Saw Wick 2 yesterday.
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01-12-2020, 10:06 AM | #2873 |
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01-12-2020, 10:17 AM | #2874 |
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No joke - I just head on the radio (BOB FM) that Oscar Mayer are looking for Weinermobile drivers:
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01-13-2020, 08:32 AM | #2876 | |
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01-13-2020, 08:45 AM | #2877 |
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As a Jeep owner I'm offended. I hate that shit.
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01-13-2020, 09:49 AM | #2878 |
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01-13-2020, 12:19 PM | #2880 |
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You're offended that you own a Jeep
I said patch and Jeep are mutually exclusive, meaning they are NOT seen together. My next vehicle will probably be the Gladiator, if it's still available in stick when I get around to it. I loved my Wrangler, even being the weak 4-banger. My youngest spilled his mother's water all over those seats 20 years ago. Freak rain storm that morning, and I had driven to work with the top down. It was a major hassle to put up, trembling as I was that my son was on his way. |
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Peppermint is the patchouli of mints.
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